Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

A TRUE STORY FROM…..”THE HOUSTON NEWSPAPER” IN HOUSTON,TEXAS MARCH ON 5th, 2009 Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter for Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse. The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called [...]

Blakk Frogg has a question: If you go through the drive-thru of a McDonald’s that blatantly advertises on its signs and in its windows ‘Buy One Get One Free Egg McMuffins’, do you order two of them to receive the ‘special promotion’ or ought they automatically double your order if you order only one? Sarcastic [...]

In a recent maneuver to take criminals by surprise and thus make them a lot easier to capture once located, several police departments have decided to alter the uniforms of female officers. “By making female officers more visually appealing we hope to dazzle fugitives and make them almost WANT to get caught,” remarked a high [...]

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I [...]

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”. He looks around with his flashlight wandering “What The HELL Was That?”. He spots some $ on a table and takes it…… Once again he hears a voice [...]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above [...]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer)- The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and [...]

From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes an alleged true story from Central Montana. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot [...]

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO — he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from party, the police pull him over. They check his license and ask him to get out of the [...]

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, “Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass. What made you come?” Murphy said, “I [...]