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Your loyal friend Blakk Frogg did NOT make this up: Nintendo’s Wii controllers have wreaked havoc on flat screen TVs and tweaked more than a few elbows. That’s nothing compared to one UK woman’s claim that a tumble from the Wii Fit balance board turned her into a sex addict. News service ANI reports that [...]
No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…you think goats look [...]
It amazes Blakk Frogg that signs like this get posted. Seriously, folks… If you have to look at a sign like this for instructions on how to properly check a baby’s diaper, well, maybe you ought not to have had children in the first place! Does it take a rocket scientist to figure out that [...]
Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, “Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!” The teacher replied, ‘Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’ [...]
Last night as Blakk Frogg lamented over having to go to bed alone it suddenly occured to him that he had the ability to do something that a fella shacked up with a female companion for a night of raunchy, hair-pulling sex cannot safely do… so he let loose a 10 second anal explosion that [...]
OK, this got on Blakk Frogg‘s nerves last night. Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh…..? Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing? Better question: Do they do that [...]
From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life: I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener [...]
“Oh, the humanity!” exclaimed the poor listless soul who opened this blog entry and saw…. THIS! Sarcastic MySpace Comments Blakk Frogg figured that if HE had to endure this image so early in the damn morning, well, so should the rest of you. As always, have a nice day…. and may this image haunt you [...]
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why. She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.” Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt… and you said, [...]
