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Asking for a Raise at Work

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Kevin walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me and I before I make a decision, I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.”

After a few minutes of intense haggling, the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise and Kevin happily gets up to leave.

“By the way”, asks the boss as Kevin is getting up, “which three companies are after you?”

“The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Kevin replied.

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