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OK, so maybe we slacked off a bit recently with the posts… Deal with it!

At least we don’t drive around having sex like 25% of he population in Russia.

MOSCOW, Russia — Knowing that a high percentage of the drivers around you have been drinking vodka has always made driving in Russia a, shall we say, bit of a challenge, Voyeurwebbers. Now, it is even more of a challenge.

A poll released by KRC Research and Goodyear revealed that about 25 percent of Russians have had sex while driving…

Well… Vodka makes Blakk Frogg and all his amphibious bastard posse do many, many bad things. So this latest revelation(?) does not surprise us. At all.

We need lawyers… by the way. And more vodka. Lol.

Here… Have some skin. We hear it does a body good.


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Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns.

He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets.

While he cannot fully substantiate this claim, he does review the following research material quite frequently:


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Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com has 100’s of lewd and crude myspace comment pictures. . . so what are you waiting for? Check out the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for July 2008!

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most Popular Adult MySpace Comments for. . . July 2008


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What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

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All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”

But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

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Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark secret of his will get slapped in the mouth with a basket of moldy cheesesticks!

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P.S. —–> Americas Best MySpace Comments just stole your virginity. 😛

Looks like you survived the early part of the week without too much damage. Therefore Blakk Frogg felt you deserved a special sexy treat — like triplets!

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Sexy Triplets Wish You Happy Hump Day

Now if you can just make it to the weekend in one piece you’ll be doing just fine. Why? ‘Cuz Blakk Frogg plans on posting a new Sex on Saturday this week!

Another weekend has come and gone. Cases of beer, a bag of charcoal for the grill, and countless pieces of grilled meat have all gone away. Now we turn and face the most horrible of things any human ever encounters: a Monday.

How shall we get through this tragic, yet necessary, day? With humor, that’s how.

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Sexy Cowgirl Not Happy With Monday

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Hot Woman Wants to Make Monday Better

Stay tuned for the next installment of Adult MySpace Comments because, well, we said so.

Welcome to yet another wonderfully exciting edition of Sarcastic MySpace Comments. Here you will find some of the more popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments that have appeared on www.SarcasticMySpace.Com recently. Some will offend you, some will amuse you, and some will just flat out confuse you. . . so have a nice day and don’t forget to tip your server!

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original source of this great graphic!

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Now that Blakk Frogg has effectively wasted several minutes of your life by showing you those images, please show your appreciation by stripping naked and dancing a jig in the parlor window.

Now answer the question: “Would you consider sleeping with a woman who weighed 320 pounds?”

How many of you guys out there (besides Blakk Frogg) have ever hooked up with. . . a ‘big’ girl?  Or ever hooked up with a female late one night after a keg party that “still had ALL her baby fat”. . . or a spare tire around her mid-section stamped ‘Goodyear’?

Oh, that’s right.  Only Blakk Frogg has made that (truly drunken) mistake.  The rest of you (lying) bastards have never hooked up with anything less attractive than the sexy model types on Girls for MySpace.  Bunch of liars, the whole lot of you!

Well HERE’s a ‘big’ girl that Blakk Frogg wouldn’t mind a romp in the bed with. . . despite risk of serious injury. . . to him!


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So, fellas. . . Does the thought of having sex with this ‘big’ girl make you sick or does it turn you on?


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Moral of the Story?

Not all big girls look like Oompa Loompas and take turns shoving french fries into each other’s mouthes. . .


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Just the ones that Blakk Frogg hooked up with.

Hey! Who the hell wrote that last line?!?!?

Back by popular demand: More Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments! You asked for them and Blakk Frogg delivered them. Buy him a beer and he’ll consider things even.

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  • admin: In other news, the children ingested so much of the drug that it took their parents a solid two weeks to catch the little bastards and beat their behi
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