Properly Stocked Pre-Weekend Fridge

A while back we found ourselves faced with an upcoming weekend… for which we thanked the Sun, Moon, Stars and, of course, the Bacon Gods. In preparation for the joyous event we stocked up on all the necessities: Beer Tequila Vodka More Beer Margarita Mix More Tequila Bacon Eggs More Bacon … and a Fire [...]

Alcohol and Drinking Jokes

To celebrate the day when a lot of people injure themselves while puking up green beer, Jameson’s Irish Whiskey, and whatever foods they managed to scarf down between raucous verses of songs they sing only when wasted, or as we like to call it, shit hammered on St. Patrick’s Day, we will not post a [...]

Too Drunk to Attend Own DUI Hearing

We figured this posting really and truly needed to get written on today, March 17th, because a lot of you boneheads will go out tonight, get wasted on Irish Car Bombs and green beer, and drive your cars into mailboxes, trees, guardrails, etc. on the way home — or to the next pub. Let this [...]

Average Miles Per Gallon for Beer Drinking Americans

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Blakk Frogg does his part to keep the American MPG Rating as high as possible. Are you doing [...]

The Alcoholic Alphabet

Blakk Frogg received a version of the ‘alcoholic alphabet’ in an email earlier today and found it a little too…. bland. Therefore he added a few things quickly and re-posted it here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy! A – Alcohol: The key to surviving college, office holiday parties, weddings/funerals of relatives on the other side [...]

AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com — 07/09

Wanna’ see something naughty? Looking for a strange or sexy image to place on your profile? Well look no further ‘cuz Americas Best MySpace Comments has a special treat for you! They sent us a list of the most popular comment pictures on their site for July 2009!
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Most Popular Pics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com — May 2009

If you came here looking for silly, sexy, sarcastic and sometimes sick pictures and graphics to use on blogs, profiles, bulletin boards and other places, well, you came on the right day ‘cuz today we post the most popular pictures and graphics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com for the month of May 2009! Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments [...]

Drinking Beer Saves Water?

Now you would have to possess the IQ of a snail (no offense to any snails reading this….) to think that drinking beer will save water. Uh, hello? Last we checked, you could not MAKE beer w/o water. Come to think of it, beer’s main ingredient IS water! Having said all that, we must possess [...]

Why parents (and grandparents) drink…

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello? ‘ ‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked. [...]

More You Are Gay If…

It seems as though a new round of jokes aimed at homosexual men has surfaced. They sound very similar to ones from the past, but apparently someone took a bit of literary license with them this time! “If you have passed the age of forty and you have a washboard stomach, you qualify as gay.  [...]