Average Miles Per Gallon for Beer Drinking Americans

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Blakk Frogg does his part to keep the American MPG Rating as high as possible.
Are you doing YOUR part?
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The Alcoholic Alphabet

Blakk Frogg received a version of the ‘alcoholic alphabet’ in an email earlier today and found it a little too…. bland. Therefore he added a few things quickly and re-posted it here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!
A – Alcohol: The key to surviving college, office holiday parties, weddings/funerals of relatives on the other side of [...]

AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com — 07/09

Wanna’ see something naughty? Looking for a strange or sexy image to place on your profile? Well look no further ‘cuz Americas Best MySpace Comments has a special treat for you! They sent us a list of the most popular comment pictures on their site for July 2009!
Visit AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com for…funny, sexy and sometimes sarcastic pics
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Most Popular Pics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com — May 2009

If you came here looking for silly, sexy, sarcastic and sometimes sick pictures and graphics to use on blogs, profiles, bulletin boards and other places, well, you came on the right day ‘cuz today we post the most popular pictures and graphics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com for the month of May 2009!
Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments
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Drinking Beer Saves Water?

Now you would have to possess the IQ of a snail (no offense to any snails reading this….) to think that drinking beer will save water. Uh, hello? Last we checked, you could not MAKE beer w/o water. Come to think of it, beer’s main ingredient IS water!
Having said all that, we must possess the [...]

Why parents (and grandparents) drink…

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day.
Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello? ‘
‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ whispered [...]

More You Are Gay If…

It seems as though a new round of jokes aimed at homosexual men has surfaced. They sound very similar to ones from the past, but apparently someone took a bit of literary license with them this time!
“If you have passed the age of forty and you have a washboard stomach, you qualify as gay.  It [...]

I Spat in This Beer

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”.
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign [...]

Step Out of a Window to Win a Bar Bet

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!”
The second man says “Ok, sure,” and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window [...]

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments (Sept 2008)

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments
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