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Now you would have to possess the IQ of a snail (no offense to any snails reading this….) to think that drinking beer will save water. Uh, hello? Last we checked, you could not MAKE beer w/o water. Come to think of it, beer’s main ingredient IS water!

Having said all that, we must possess the IQ of a snail ‘cuz we think drinking beer makes more sense than drinking water. :)

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day.

Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello? ‘

‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked.

‘Yes,’ whispered the small voice.

‘May I talk with him?’

The child whispered, ‘No.’

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, ‘Is your Mummy there?’


‘May I talk with her?’ Again the small voice whispered, ‘No’

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, ‘Is anybody else there?’

‘Yes’ whispered the child, ‘ a policeman. ‘

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, ‘May I speak with the policeman?’

‘No, he’s busy, ‘ whispered the child.

‘Busy doing what?’

‘Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman’ came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, ‘What is that noise?’

‘A helicopter ‘answered the whispering voice.

‘What is going on there?’ demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, ‘The search team just landed a helicopter’

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, ‘What are they searching for?’

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…


It seems as though a new round of jokes aimed at homosexual men has surfaced. They sound very similar to ones from the past, but apparently someone took a bit of literary license with them this time!

“If you have passed the age of forty and you have a washboard stomach, you qualify as gay.  It means you have not sucked back enough full-caloried beers with the boys, challenged enough strangers to chicken wing eating contests at bars with no names, and participated in all-day grill-a-thons where vegetables had NO place and not one steak weighed less than 2 pounds.

Clearly you spent too much of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. Real men digest empty carbohydrates from beer and food, not decide whether or not to spit out or swallow calories donated by their…. friends.”

Note: Blakk Frogg has no grudge against guys who like guys, but he does find some of the jokes about them entertaining. Deal with it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”.

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, “So did I!”

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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!”

The second man says “Ok, sure,” and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in.

Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: “I’ll bet you another $100 you can’t do it again.”

So the barman holds the bet.

Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in.

Thinking there must be a freak gust of wind out there, the second man says, “Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in.”

The first man says, “Ok, sure.”

The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead.

Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man, “Gee, you can be a real prick when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!
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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ bunch of dyslexic crayons!

Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!


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All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”

But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?”

The wife smiles demurely and says, “You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Damit, woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The driver says, “Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

The wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, “WHY DON’T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?”

And the wife says “No, Only when he’s been drinking.”

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25 Aug, 2008

Dangerous New Virus

Posted by: admin In: Alcohol|Beer|Drinking|Humor|Sarcastic

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as

Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or

Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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