Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello? ‘ ‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked. [...]

It seems as though a new round of jokes aimed at homosexual men has surfaced. They sound very similar to ones from the past, but apparently someone took a bit of literary license with them this time! “If you have passed the age of forty and you have a washboard stomach, you qualify as gay.  [...]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”. After a few minutes he returns and there is another [...]

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!” The second man says “Ok, sure,” and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the [...]

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for September 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown! Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments Popular Sarcastic MySpace [...]

Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!   Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too! Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the [...]

All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!” But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . . Adult MySpace Comments… Not For Kids Anymore! Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark [...]

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you know [...]

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact [...]

Although Blakk Frogg has paid the Olympics next to no attention at all, he has found the displays of National Pride in the stands at various events quite uplifting. Take, for example, this colorful young lady who CLEARLY loves the United States: Sarcastic MySpace Comments Then, of course, you’ll always have those few individuals who [...]