Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

Funny, Sexy and Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready [...]

Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS.

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
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Welcome to yet another wonderfully exciting edition of Sarcastic MySpace Comments. Here you will find some of the more popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments that have appeared on www.SarcasticMySpace.Com recently. Some will offend you, some will amuse you, and some will just flat out confuse you. . . so have a nice day and don’t forget [...]

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches “Can I help you, sir?”” “Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr,” the man replies.
The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?”
“It wasss on [...]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer)- The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and [...]

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women.
To test [...]

From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes an alleged true story from Central Montana.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for [...]

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO — he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over. They check his license and ask him to get out of the car [...]

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were [...]

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end…
He said… Want a quickie?
She said… As opposed to what?

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.She said… You wear briefs, [...]