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Never thought I’d ever see something in Walmart that I simply just cannot live without… until now. For Christmas I’d like a “Caucasian Sip-n-Slurp” Sarcastic MySpace Comments Naturally I wonder what sort of options the Caucasian Sip-n-Slurp comes with. A bib, perhaps? And can you order your Sip-n-Slurp in a choice of hair colors? Body [...]

Every Sunday afternoon everyone in the neighborhood would meet at the nearby cross roads and country store to compare their weekend catches. Everyone had normal size fish except this one old farmer who had always brought in huge fish. The game warden heard about this and showed up one Sunday afternoon. After inspecting the old [...]

What’s more American than listening to G’n’R Paradise City in the garage, drinking beer, cleaning the garage, and making sure the kids don’t kill each other. . . with meat on the grill. . firearms safely stored. . just got permission from the neighbor to walk in his yard to stain that side of the [...]

Hard pressed to identify the cause of yesterday’s East Coast earthquake, President Obama’s top scientists have just revealed the name of the exact tectonic ridge responsible for all the ruckus: “Bush’s Fault”. Americas Best MySpace Political Comments

A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics. Then one day the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for [...]

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys, Rum and ice will ruin your liver, Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart, Gin and ice will ruin your brain, and last but not least, coke and ice will ruin your teeth. That bloody ice is lethal. Warn all your friends: Lay off the ICE! Americas Best [...]

Time of the month, eh? I’d say the moon must have entered a new phase because TWICE now in just over a week I’ve had to LOCK MY BRAKES because a female driver failed to recognize and/or acknowledge a 3,000 pound vehicle driving down the road she wanted to enter. Last week a puff of [...]

As part of ongoing efforts to unite the world and address specific topics of concern facing the planet, last month a worldwide survey took place at the United Nations. The survey contained only one question: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” After [...]

Yeah, we know… Old news. We don’t care ‘cuz we think this joke will make ya’ laugh anyways! This is the truth if it was ever spoken, enjoy. In honor of Nadya Suleman the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: You get fourteen eggs, NO SAUSAGE, and the guy next [...]

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Corryong back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I [...]