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Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
George reached back like a pimp, slapped him across the face, and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”
Patrick Henry approached, drew back his fist, punched him in the nose, and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but [...]
Some people have advocated for prayter in the workplace and some have argued against it. Truthfully speaking, only one reality exists in the workplace when it comes to prayer and lucky for you, we have figured it out for you:
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Blakk Frogg received these two pics recently and thought to himself, “Self? Yes, Self. You ought to post those two pictures together. Great idea, Self!”
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Yep. Dogs can’t always find a sex partner and so legs become their next best option!
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For those unable to figure out WHY these [...]
A recent study by the University of Pissed Off Women has come up with a list of ways in which women can self-diagnose their own PMS:
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly [...]
An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, “What are you thinking?” An older woman doesn’t care what you think.
An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.
An older woman is a [...]
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her ‘Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!’ and out she goes.
The next day [...]
One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil…
Satan: “Why so glum?”
Guy: “What do you think? I’m in Hell!”
Satan: “Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?”
Guy: [...]
Every once in a while a stand-up comedian hits the nail right on the head with a political statement. The following political statement came from Chris Rock.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is [...]
Age 6 — I’ve learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more.
Age 7 — I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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Age 7 — I’ve learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at [...]
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.”
So the married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said [...]
