Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Ever wonder how pregnant women and or new mothers named Rosemary felt after the movie Rosemary’s Baby came out in the late 60’s? I mean, seriously… Just imagine sitting in the park on a bench and seeing your friend (or neighbor) Rosemary pushing her newborn in a stroller. Would you say, “Oh look! There’s Rosemary’s [...]

After a long day at the office I sat down on the couch next to my wife who turned and asked me, “What’s on the TV tonight?” Without thinking I answered, “Dust.” Word of advice: Despite its light and fluffy appearance, a feather duster HURTS when it hits you at speeds topping 100 mph.

I took my wife to a fancy French restaurant in the rich part of town the otehr night and for some strange reason the waiter took my order first. Not wanting to make a scene, I said, “I’ll have the strip steak cooked medium rare, please.” In a snooty French accent he then asked, “Aren’t [...]

Last night I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Coors Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. Later I tried to explain to her how the beer would make her look ten times better at night than the cold cream. The swelling in my right [...]

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she quickly answered and then turned away. Thinking I could win her over with charm, I then asked, “Is that your final answer?” This time [...]

I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?” Needless to say I spent our anniversary alone, bleeding, and in the emergency [...]

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father, never having seen an elevator before, responded, “Son, [...]

At a time when most Americans, such as your friend Blakk Frogg, find themselves skimping on ‘luxuries’ in life (i.e. bacon and imported beer) so that they can afford to put gas in their tanks just to get to work, the oil companies teeter on the brink of posting, yet again, RECORD profits. Will someone [...]

Leave it to Blakk Frogg to stumble over Harry Baals in the news, right? Apparently a man had that name in the mid 1900′s and did a good job as Mayor in an Indiana town… but probably won’t get a building named after him in his honor because simple-minded people (like Blakk Frogg) might use [...]