Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

In a recent email to a friend, the ever-so-clever Blakk Frogg told the following interesting story:

Google has EVERYTHING imaginable these days somewhere in its folds… and they keep integrating new things into themselves… and pretty soon I predict that the US Gov’t will purchase (or take over in some other way) Google, they will integrate US Defenses into Google’s infrastructure, Google will become self-aware, Google will determine that mankind has no purpose, Google will initiate Judgment Day. Then Kyle Reese shows up in Los Angeles in 1986 and all Hell breaks loose.

Far from the truth? Blakk Frogg seriously doubts it.

Whether we realize it or not, countless millions of people trust Google with their dirty little secrets every day and if YOU had that much filth in YOUR mind you’d probably determine that all humans need to get wiped out, too!

[ Mowing Bald Head Tattoo ]

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[ Bathing Suits: Proof of Global Warming ]

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[ Final Ultimatum for His Computer ]

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[ Computer Related Torture Chamber ]

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[ Computer Airbag as Safety Feature ]

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[ Priceless Boob Job ]

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[ Stranded Man Gets Junk Mail ]

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[ Internet Changed His Life ]

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[ Internet Made Him Forget His Own Wedding ]

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[ Flip Power Switch If Can Find It ]

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[ Online Too Long ]

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[ Still Online Too Long ]

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[ Reason #381 Not to Join Fire Department ]

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[ Ultimate Work at Home Mother ]

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[ Cat Sold the Dog on Ebay ]

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[ A Cat Named Lucky ]

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[ Kid's Head Stuck in the Chair ]

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[ Moore Goode Dick.... Self-Explanatory ]

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[ You Will Never Get to Work ]

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[ Punish the Bad Boy ]

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[ Meet the Ass Family ]

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[ Revenge for Verizon's Cryptic Billing System ]

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[ Dick in the Truck Cut Me Off ]

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[ Community Flip You Off Session ]

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[ Wreckage at the Airport Explained by Drunk Pilot ]

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[ Chinese Fortune Cookie Says, 'That Wasn't Chicken.' ]

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