“Late again,” the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. “It ain’t my fault,” Miss Crabtree. “You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I’m three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!”
Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. [...]

Three guys — a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie.
The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my dad was [...]

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed [...]

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and put his big black Labrador retriever in the middle seat between them.
The first man looked very puzzled at the dog and asked why it was allowed on the plane.
The second [...]

Open Letter to:
MR. JAMES THATCHER
BRAND MANAGER
PROCTER & GAMBLE
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running [...]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me [...]

You can always find it
You can be Satisfied even if it is soft
You can enjoy it with no risk while driving
You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly
You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom
If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind
Two people from the [...]

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, giving me housing, foodstamps, free medical care, and free education!”
The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am Mexican.”
The man goes [...]

While some families opt to go to a professional studio for their family photos, the cheaper (and/or simply just broke ass motherfroggers like Blakk Frogg) will break out the family camera and take their own family photographs. In the absence of skilled, professional photographers, anything can occur:
And there you have it, folks. . . Unless [...]

Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!
 

Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!
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