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For one evening each year children (and candy-starved adults) get to run around the neighborhood dressed up in strange clothing… while asking for sweet, tasty treats guaranteed to keep dentists in business for a long time to come.

To help children make the most of their Halloween experience, The Onion put together a list of tips and tricks that will make this the best Halloween EVER!

When it comes to selecting a costume, remain flexible. Some beloved public figure could suddenly die, and you wouldn’t want to miss your chance to make fun of that. Reopening any partially healed wounds is a fun and easy way to save money on expensive costumes.

 

When assembling a trick-or-treating group, remember to fill your ranks with the brains, the muscle, the looks, and the wildcard.

 

Leave Randy at home. He can barely walk in that panda costume and he’ll only slow you down.

 

Goblins and ghosts can be frightening for young children. Parents should prepare them by startling them in costume at all hours for several weeks leading up to Halloween.

 

Houses with the lights out mean no one’s home, so go in through the garage and help yourself to whatever’s in the fridge.

 

To maximize your route, start early on the East Coast and trick-or-treat westward with the sunset.

 

If you encounter a bowl of candy left unattended on a front porch, consult the latest census data and take the percentage of candy allotted to you based on population.

 

Criminals love to poison the Crunch bars, so you’d better just give those and anything with nougat to Mommy.

There you have it, folks: some real world advice on maximizing your Halloween haul! Now get out there score you some super sized sugar snacks!

In a recent email to a friend, the ever-so-clever Blakk Frogg told the following interesting story:

Google has EVERYTHING imaginable these days somewhere in its folds… and they keep integrating new things into themselves… and pretty soon I predict that the US Gov’t will purchase (or take over in some other way) Google, they will integrate US Defenses into Google’s infrastructure, Google will become self-aware, Google will determine that mankind has no purpose, Google will initiate Judgment Day. Then Kyle Reese shows up in Los Angeles in 1986 and all Hell breaks loose.

Far from the truth? Blakk Frogg seriously doubts it.

Whether we realize it or not, countless millions of people trust Google with their dirty little secrets every day and if YOU had that much filth in YOUR mind you’d probably determine that all humans need to get wiped out, too!

[ Mowing Bald Head Tattoo ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Mowing Bald Head Tattoo

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[ Bathing Suits: Proof of Global Warming ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Proof of Global Warming

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[ Final Ultimatum for His Computer ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Final Ultimatum for His Computer

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[ Computer Related Torture Chamber ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Computer Related Torture Chamber

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[ Computer Airbag as Safety Feature ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Computer Airbag as Safety Feature

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[ Priceless Boob Job ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Priceless Boob Job

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[ Stranded Man Gets Junk Mail ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Stranded Man Gets Junk Mail

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[ Internet Changed His Life ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Internet Changed His Life

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[ Internet Made Him Forget His Own Wedding ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Internet Made Him Forget His Own Wedding

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[ Flip Power Switch If Can Find It ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Flip Power Switch If Can Find It

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[ Online Too Long ]
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[ Still Online Too Long ]
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[ Reason #381 Not to Join Fire Department ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Reason #381 Not to Join Fire Department

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[ Ultimate Work at Home Mother ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Ultimate Work at Home Mother

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[ Cat Sold the Dog on Ebay ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Cat Sold the Dog on Ebay

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[ A Cat Named Lucky ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: A Cat Named Lucky

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[ Kid’s Head Stuck in the Chair ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Kid's Head Stuck in the Chair

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[ Moore Goode Dick…. Self-Explanatory ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Moore Goode Dick.... Self-Explanatory

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[ You Will Never Get to Work ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: You Will Never Get to Work

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[ Punish the Bad Boy ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Punish the Bad Boy

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[ Meet the Ass Family ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Meet the Ass Family

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[ Revenge for Verizon’s Cryptic Billing System ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Revenge for Verizon's Cryptic Billing System

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[ Dick in the Truck Cut Me Off ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Dick in the Truck Cut Me Off

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[ Community Flip You Off Session ]
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