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From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life:

I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener activity.

She’d hello and tell me her name and I’d already have to clean the protein smears from my underwear.

So, so wrong and unfair to me. Ever hear of blue balls? Mine are burgundy.

I’m the walking, talking, Special Olympics of sex.


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Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!

Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com has 100’s of lewd and crude myspace comment pictures. . . so what are you waiting for? Check out the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for July 2008!

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most Popular Adult MySpace Comments for. . . July 2008


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What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

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SarcasticMySpace.Com has more than 1,800 sarcastic, funny, sexual and redneck myspace comments to choose from but SOME of you keep insisting that Blakk Frogg take time out of his busy schedule to list the most popular sarcastic myspace comments.

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most popular sarcastic myspace comments for. . . January 2008

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

More Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

SarcasticMySpace.Com has more than 1,800 sarcastic, funny, sexual and redneck myspace comments to choose from but SOME of you keep insisting that Blakk Frogg take time out of his busy schedule to list the most popular sarcastic myspace comments.

Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most popular sarcastic myspace comments for. . . February 2008

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

most popular sarcastic myspace comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments. . . Don’t Suck!

What took so long for the world renowned Blakk Frogg to post this? Simple: ‘Cuz he’s always froggin’ drunk!

More Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS. 😛

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Now take you happy ass on over to Americas Best MySpace Comments for tons of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace so don’t forget to buy him a beer at Happy Hour next time you see him!

Yet another weekend has come and gone. Beers got drank, food got eaten, money got spent, and now Monday has come back around to remind us of just how miserable and hungover we can feel after a few days off.

In honor of the crappy feeling Blakk Frogg has today, he proudly posts some Adult MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure.

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So if you didn’t get the hint, Americas Best MySpace Comments has a ton of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures for you to look at. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace. Now get out there and BE somebody!

The funloving critter known as Blakk Frogg wants the party to continue. . . so he’s posting a few more of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments that you, the (stupid) people, have made popular. Have a nice day and don’t forget to flush!

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This brings us to the conclusion of yet another broadcast day. For more fun and enjoyment, please feel free to go upstairs, get undressed, get comfortable, and go f#$k yourself. :)

Blakk Frogg proudly serves up another steaming pile of Sarcastic MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure. Try not to hurt yourself this time, OK?

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Some of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments you just witnessed have absolutely no reason to exist. . . and Blakk Frogg sees nothing wrong with that.

OK, so this dude walks into a bar. . . No, not really, but moving on. . . Blakk Frogg received a plea for help from his really good friends (drinking, BBQ, Bike Night and partying buddies).

Gary & Angie set a wedding date of July 5, 2008 for their wedding and it just so happens that a local radio station from Charlotte, NC (96.1, The Beat) started a contest recently where the engaged couple who get the most votes. . . wins a totally kick ass wedding costing, well, a HELL of a lot more than Gary & Angie can possibly afford.

The Mission:  Help Gary & Angie Win a Really Great Wedding!

Do your part to help Blakk Frogg, who just HAPPENS to be the Best Man, er, Best Amphibian at the upcoming wedding give his really good friends (drinking, BBQ, Bike Night and partying buddies) the best wedding possible.

How You Can Help:  Follow These SIMPLE Instructions!

1.    Go to http://www.961thebeat.com and click on “The Beat’s Big Bridal Giveaway”

2.    Click on “Vote Now”

3.    Choose/Select “Couple Number 42” … That’s Forty-Two, for all you slow folks out there…

4.    At bottom of screen click on “Create Username” and add your info

5.    Click “Submit” or “Next” or whatever the heck the thing says

6.    Wait a minute or two and then check your email

7.    Open the email from the radio station and click the “Confirmation Link”

8.    That’s it.  You’re done.  Reward yourself with an ice cold beer and a trip to the Oriental Massage Parlor down the block

So please help Blakk Frogg help his buddies, will ya’?  Help these two fine, up-standing members of society (HA!) get hitched in a ceremony so awesome that even the Minister will stand at the altar and say, “Holy shit!  This wedding kicks ass! ….  Oops.  My bad.”

Thank you so much for your time and don’t forget to jiggle the handle twice after you flush.

Please feel free to forward this on to as many others as you can.  Don’t MAKE a Frogg ask twice now, ya’ hear?

Sincerely, most of the time,


Blakk Frogg
Friend and Promoter of the Future Mr. & Mrs. Dantzler


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