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Defining The Relationship Between Google and Judgment Day

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In a recent email to a friend, the ever-so-clever Blakk Frogg told the following interesting story:

Google has EVERYTHING imaginable these days somewhere in its folds… and they keep integrating new things into themselves… and pretty soon I predict that the US Gov’t will purchase (or take over in some other way) Google, they will integrate US Defenses into Google’s infrastructure, Google will become self-aware, Google will determine that mankind has no purpose, Google will initiate Judgment Day. Then Kyle Reese shows up in Los Angeles in 1986 and all Hell breaks loose.

Far from the truth? Blakk Frogg seriously doubts it.

Whether we realize it or not, countless millions of people trust Google with their dirty little secrets every day and if YOU had that much filth in YOUR mind you’d probably determine that all humans need to get wiped out, too!

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