Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Latest Immigration Poll in Arizona: The latest telephone poll taken by the Arizona Governor’s office, asked whether people who live in Arizona think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.” 71% of respondents answered: “No es una problema seriosa.” —————- Disclaimer: The mighty Blakk Frogg does [...]

Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. George reached back like a pimp, slapped him across the face, and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!” Patrick Henry approached, drew back his fist, punched him in the nose, and shouted, “You wanted to end our [...]

Several years ago the infamous Blakk Frogg decided to compile a collection of Patriotic MySpace Comments so that people could show their love of and appreciation for the United States of America and the men and women who defend it. That project bears the name of America’s Best Comments and still exists to this day. [...]

Proud Americans everywhere love the smell of breakfast in the morning. Actually, we love breakfast just about ANY time of the day or night. Hence the popularity of Denny’s and Waffle House… but that’s not the point. Blakk Frogg wants to celebrate the upcoming US holiday (Memorial Day) with some Patriotic MySpace Comments from the [...]

Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq, here’s a sobering statistic: There has been a monthly average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths. That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. [...]

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, “You know, I Have just one question about what I have seen in America.” President Bush said, “Well, anything I can do [...]

Three guys — a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie. The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my dad [...]

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, giving me housing, foodstamps, free medical care, and free education!” The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am Mexican.” The [...]

Although Blakk Frogg has paid the Olympics next to no attention at all, he has found the displays of National Pride in the stands at various events quite uplifting. Take, for example, this colorful young lady who CLEARLY loves the United States: Sarcastic MySpace Comments Then, of course, you’ll always have those few individuals who [...]

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till [...]