Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? Simply [...]

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). [...]

1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in [...]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. ‘Fifty dollars!’ she would cry out from [...]

Never in my life would I consider that a rational idea until… Sarcastic MySpace Comments So step right up, all you suicide bombing bastards. Just detonate away from others, or in the company of those you trained with, and we’ll get (what’s left of) you properly buried in no time. Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Pay tribute to the United Stated of America by using these popular (free) Patriotic MySpace Comments on your pages, blogs and on all your friends’ (if you have any!) pages. Blakk Frogg loves his country. Never let it be said otherwise! Americas Best Patriotic MySpace Comments Americas Best Patriotic MySpace Comments Americas Best Patriotic MySpace [...]

Like a lot of folks in this country, Blakk Frogg has a job: He gets up each morning, goes to work, puts in at LEAST solid 8 hours of work. Every other week he gets a check. Simple as that. He then pays taxes on his earnings and the government distributes his tax dollars as [...]

One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for [...]

Every once in a while Blakk Frogg comes across a graphic that expresses the way he feels so well that it almost makes him cry…. Almost, he says. Almost. Below you will see an example of one of those graphics: Americas Best MySpace Patriotic Comments What does it mean? Even if you don’t support the Wars, [...]

They found a use for the steel that came from the Twin Towers….. Americas Best MySpace Patriotic Comments They apparently took the steel and created the above ship, an extremely high-tech anti-terrorist activity vessel. Actions like this make Blakk Frogg glad to be an American.