Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Just… WOW. When Blakk Frogg read this Dear Abby article he nearly choked on his breakfast. Ha ha. 18-yr old daughter lost her job and now wants to become a prostitute. Sound like something too hard to believe? Read the full article here on Yahoo! and see for yourself, ua’ filthy bunch of non-believers! Blakk [...]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a [...]

For those of you with a drug problem and children at home, don’t let this happen to you! Hide your drugs in more appropriate places!
Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Although the whole ‘talking babies’ thing got played out YEARS AGO, every once in a while a funny picture surfaces… like this one: Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Last night I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Coors Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. Later I tried to explain to her how the beer would make her look ten times better at night than the cold cream. The swelling in my right [...]

I was in Costco the other day, pushing a cart around, when I collided with a young guy also pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going..” The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s [...]

A man wakes up in the hospital with bandages covering pretty much all of his body. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but the paramedics pulled you out of a huge pile-up on the Interstate a few weeks ago. Don’t fret, though because you [...]

Modern Drunkard Magazine published a list which ALL real-time, real-life drinkers need to abide by: The 86 Rules to Drink By! (part one of nine) 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets [...]

Yep. The answers you give to these questions will help you figure out whether or not you should consider yourself a gay man: 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of [...]

Dear Ronald McDonald, For years we, the ever-expanding people, have ignored the obvious lie that your company cares for its customers as we happily wolfed down the innumerable grams of fat and billions of calories jam packed into just about everything on your menu. I don’t wish to discuss that today. Instead, I’d like to [...]