“Late again,” the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. “It ain’t my fault,” Miss Crabtree. “You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I’m three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!”
Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. [...]

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed [...]

Open Letter to:
MR. JAMES THATCHER
BRAND MANAGER
PROCTER & GAMBLE
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running [...]

You can always find it
You can be Satisfied even if it is soft
You can enjoy it with no risk while driving
You can take your time and have it slowly, slowly
You can have it and enjoy it even in front of your mom
If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind
Two people from the [...]

While some families opt to go to a professional studio for their family photos, the cheaper (and/or simply just broke ass motherfroggers like Blakk Frogg) will break out the family camera and take their own family photographs. In the absence of skilled, professional photographers, anything can occur:
And there you have it, folks. . . Unless [...]

Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com has 100’s of lewd and crude myspace comment pictures. . . so what are you waiting for? Check out the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for July 2008!
Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most Popular Adult MySpace Comments for. . . July 2008

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Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!
 

Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!
Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to [...]

All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”
But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

Adult MySpace Comments… Not For Kids Anymore!
Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark secret of his [...]

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn [...]

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area”.
He forgets to switch off the intercom. [...]