Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Dear Ronald McDonald, For years we, the ever-expanding people, have ignored the obvious lie that your company cares for its customers as we happily wolfed down the innumerable grams of fat and billions of calories jam packed into just about everything on your menu. I don’t wish to discuss that today. Instead, I’d like to [...]

Women are like phones. They like to be held; They like to be talked to; And they like to be touched often. But push the wrong button, And your ass gets disconnected. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments

Your loyal friend Blakk Frogg did NOT make this up: Nintendo’s Wii controllers have wreaked havoc on flat screen TVs and tweaked more than a few elbows. That’s nothing compared to one UK woman’s claim that a tumble from the Wii Fit balance board turned her into a sex addict. News service ANI reports that [...]

There is no “I” in team. But there are three U’s in “Shut the Fu#k Up!” Never forget that. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments While Blakk Frogg certainly didn’t come up w/ that one on his own, he did laugh his amphibious nuts off when he read it and felt obligated to share! Now shut [...]

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” The [...]

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No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…you think goats look [...]

Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!Visit Americas-Best.Com for…funny and/or stupid [...]

During the month of March 2010 your good friend Blakk Frogg had a lot of ups and downs. When he had beer and bacon, he felt great. When he ran out of either, or both, he felt like his bacon-loving had all gotten crushed by a fat woman’s bulbous rear end. Although completely unrelated, he [...]

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