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Recently Blakk Frogg had his loyal henchmen at SimplyFrogg.Com add a whole lot of new comments to the Simply Frogg MySpace Comments section. As of last count, that site contained easy-to-use HTML code for nearly 900 free MySpace Comment Pictures.
Recent additions include…
Motorcycle for Sale

Simply Frogg and Americas Best
free myspace pics, comments & graphics
Playground Pimps

Simply Frogg [...]

 

Ready for funny shit that everyone else has already read, loved and possibly forgotten to send you ‘cuz they were too busy instant messaging your mom? Check out the most read Simply Frogg Pages for September of 2007!
(1) Free MySpace Comments Index Page
(2) Simply Frogg Jokes Index Page
(3) Simply Frogg Pictures Index Page
(4) Clit Diagram [...]

 

Wow. Every once in a while you come across a bizarre news story that makes you wonder how on Earth it could happen… Well have you ever heard about The Shoplifting Seagull?
Leave it to a site like Simply Frogg to post some odd junk like that!

 

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello.
He’s rather taken back because he can’t figure out why he knows her, yet he knows he does so he walks up slowly and asks politely, “Do you know me?”
To which she casually replies, “I think you’re the [...]

 

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a bottom shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized [...]

 

A study conducted by Blakk Frogg’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to [...]

 

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?” she asks.
“115,” I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, “Your height?”
“5 foot 8,” I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure [...]

 

A man was flying to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind
The man [...]

 

Water vs. Wine

01Sep07

WATER: It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. Tn other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.
However, Blakk Frogg wants you to know that we [...]

 

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