Sexy New Police Uniforms
In a recent maneuver to take criminals by surprise and thus make them a lot easier to capture once located, several police departments have decided to alter the uniforms of female officers. “By making female officers more visually appealing we hope to dazzle fugitives and make them almost WANT to get caught,” remarked a high ranking officer in one department who asked that we not tell his wife about the new uniforms.
Good news, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg woke up from a nap to post the most Popular MySpace Comments for October 2008 on AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com… and every single one of you owes him a cold beer!
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Fat Girls Do It Better!
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Where Babies Come From!
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Why It Called Pussy?
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Simplified Redneck Map of United States
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Google Search for Boobs!
Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular America’s Best MySpace Comments for October 2008 on AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com, your home for all the wholesome myspace comments that you’re mommy warned you about!
Love the Harley Davidson
Everyone knows Blakk Frogg loves to ride his motorcycle and that he does not have a Harley Davidson — yet. Instead he rides a 1999 BMW F650 and has ridden that same bike since he started his ‘official’ and ‘legal’ riding career back in 2000. That does NOT mean he doesn’t enjoy the site of a sweet Harley Davidson, though.
Adult MySpace comments: Harley Girl
It ALSO does not mean he cannot appreciate a good looking woman who enjoys Harley Davidson motorcycles. 
You Might Be Gay If…
Wow. We have uncovered more of the ‘you might be a homo if…’ material so here you go. Enjoy!
“If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you would rather have a phallus in your mouth — unless attending a rave where you have ingested copious amounts of ecstasy. Even then, though, you probably still like the beef in your buns.
A truly straight man only sucks on bar-BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or boobs. Anything else entering your mouth with the intent of getting sucked means you have earned the right to wear spandex in public and have already embraced your inner homo child.”
Now what WE want to know is this: Who actually sits down and WRITES this shit? And WHY? What did a gay guy DO to the original author(s)?!?!? Was rough, unnatural prison sex involved????? Lol.
Feel honored that the infamous Blakk Frogg has decided to bless you with yet another awesome list of popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments from October 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com… and every single one of you needs to kiss his water tight ass right damn now!
Sarcastic MySpace: Can’t Sleep… Clowns!
Sarcastic MySpace: Flush Next Time!
Sarcastic MySpace: Double Rainbow!
Interesting Fact: Blakk Frogg Took This Photo!
Sarcastic MySpace: Child Terrorist!
Sarcastic MySpace: You Need a Whipping!
Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for October 2008 from SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ silly rabbits!
More You Are Gay If…
It seems as though a new round of jokes aimed at homosexual men has surfaced. They sound very similar to ones from the past, but apparently someone took a bit of literary license with them this time!
“If you have passed the age of forty and you have a washboard stomach, you qualify as gay. It means you have not sucked back enough full-caloried beers with the boys, challenged enough strangers to chicken wing eating contests at bars with no names, and participated in all-day grill-a-thons where vegetables had NO place and not one steak weighed less than 2 pounds.
Clearly you spent too much of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. Real men digest empty carbohydrates from beer and food, not decide whether or not to spit out or swallow calories donated by their…. friends.”
Note: Blakk Frogg has no grudge against guys who like guys, but he does find some of the jokes about them entertaining. Deal with it.
Put the gun down! Yo have something to live for! Blakk Frogg finally stopped slamming Coronas enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for October 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin develops gangrene!
Adult MySpace Comments: Hear the pussy meow
Adult MySpace Comments: Blind lesbians joke?
Adult MySpace Comments: Hot girl wears post it notes
Adult MySpace Comments: Lesbian domination?
Adult MySpace Comments: Hot girl loves to fart
Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Adult MySpace Comments for October 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com, your home for all sorts of rude, crude, sexual and perverted myspace comments!
OK, this cracked Blakk Frogg up: “An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk” (originally posted on Craigslist)
Dear Adult Store Shoppers,
Maybe you want to buy some pornography or maybe you’d like to purchase some condoms, lube, lingerie, toys, games or whatever other merchandise we carry. That’s great, and I hope you find what you want in the store, but please, avoid these pitfalls and be a good customer.
1. If you are a needy as hell customer who asks me to check movies before you rent or buy them to make sure you will like them, I will secretly hate you. All of our movies have people fucking in them. Usually 2 or more people! This much you should know. Now do the following: Look at the box cover. Is it appealing to you? No? Stop, put the movie away and pick up another and try again. Yes? Good! Now, turn over the box. Do you see those other pictures? If none of those appeal to you, don’t rent the movie. If they appeal to you, rent it, take it home, wank to it, be happy. If it’s not to your liking, shut the fuck up and rent another movie. I really don’t care if it wasn’t appropriate wanking material up to your fine and high pornography standards. This isn’t a restaurant where you can send something back if you don’t like it – it’s a porn store.
2. If you return movies that you rented with unidentified substances on them, you are a nasty motherf#cker who should get hit by a bus. I get paid $9.00/hour, which is not enough to clean up your spunk. Wash your hands before you take the DVD out of the player, you nasty ass son of a b#tch. After you return that nasty jizz covered movie, I will curse you loudly, put on 2 pairs of latex gloves, use copious amounts of cleaning supplies and then put a nasty note in your account about how you are a nasty asshole who can’t return a movie the way we gave it to you - clean and DNA free. Then, everyone who works in the store knows what a nasty person you are. So for the love of Christ, wash your nasty hands and have some respect for the people who work here.
3. If you and your partner come into my store and you want to buy some lingerie, that is great. It’s even nice if your husband/boyfriend/John/whatever wants to help you into the lingerie as some of the stuff we sell is hard to get on by yourself. But seriously, don’t f#ck in my dressing room. That is nasty and gross. Take your lingerie, try it on, buy it if you like it, take it home and f#ck there. I wouldn’t come into your place of work and f#ck on your desk, so don’t have sex here in my store. Don’t try to be sneaky about it either. If I notice you’ve been in the dressing room for more than a few minutes, I’m going to come by and knock on the door to see if everything is okay. And if I hear moaning and grunting, I’m going to call the police.
4. Please treat our merchandise with some respect. In any other store would you open up boxes, rip off labels, or throw things around? I doubt it. Also, my store is not a club or a party. I know we are open late, so maybe you really do think this is a club, but I swear it’s not. It’s a store. We’re here to sell things and make money. The things we sell are fun and great, sure, but this is not a place for you and all of your friends to come in and laugh and scream and point (and destroy merchandise, as mentioned above) for 2 hours and then leave without purchasing anything.
5. Don’t hit on me or any of my coworkers. That is desperate and gross. Also, you’re standing at my counter with 2 tranny movies, some desensitizing spray and a pair of panties. Do you really think this situation lends itself to me agreeing to go out with you? Nope, didn’t think so. Also, don’t stare at me or my coworkers like we’re pieces of meat. Don’t ask us inappropriate questions either. No, I won’t demonstrate how the toys are used. I also won’t tell you what it is I like in bed. And seriously, if you ask me to model lingerie one more time, I’m going to kick you out.
6. Additionally, just because I work at an adult store does not make me uneducated, a freak, a stripper, a prostitute or desperate. I am college educated (and currently in graduate school), well read and a pretty normal person with friends, family, a dog, hobbies, etc. I took this job for a variety of reasons, none of which I have to explain to you.
7. If I ask for your ID, don’t give me grief. Take it as a compliment – I’m saying that you look youthful and fresh. I can get in trouble and lose my job for letting someone under 18 into the store. Don’t bitch about how you don’t have your ID (I have to ask you to leave, sorry) or how you have to go out to your car and walk the terrible 30 feet to get it or ask me how old I think you are. You look like you could be under 18. Show me your ID and I’ll leave you alone. If all of your friends show me their ID but you “don’t have yours,” I’m going to have to ask you to go outside. Just because all of your friends are 18+ does not mean you are. I know it’s a bummer, but it’s the rule.
8. And finally, if you are someone who brings your child into the store, you fail at parenting and at life.
Thanks, and have a great day.
Your Friendly Adult Store Clerk
Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg decided he liked you enough to post the most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com and every single one of you catch a flying boot to the face before sundown!
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There you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for August 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ dumb bunch of dyslexic lepers!
Her Giant Pumpkins are Real
A wonderfully attractive woman dropped by the office the other day to show us her favorite prize winning pumpkins. Now had we known she had such wonderful pumpkins from the start we would have asked to see her shaved beaver, too!
Tune in next time, folks, to see another ridiculously stupid posting on this site!
