Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Rarely, if ever, will you find Blakk Frogg praising customer service… because quite honestly the art of actually taking care of a customer seems to have totally left this country — in spite of the fact that we, as a society, continue to become increasingly more service oriented (according to job titles, at least) than manufacturing oriented.

Today, however, Blakk Frogg will GLADLY AND WILLINGLY give praise to a company whose customer service greatly exceeded expectations and has, for all future purposes, made Blakk Frogg a customer for life.

Bought a subwoofer off of Audiogon.Com

Yep. Despite the rumors, Blakk Frogg ain’t got a whole lot of money so he shops intelligently… and with a budget. This time he found a Definitive Technologies Super Cube III for a decent price.

After several months of really great performance Blakk Frogg got the (dumb) idea to play some truly evil music containing subsonic frequencies at high volume for a prolonged period of time.

Yep. The sub died a painful death.

Greatness in action

After contacting the manufacturer, Definitive Technologies, Blakk Frogg quickly and easily purchased replacement amps for the sub at a really reasonable rate. The parts arrived within a week.

Unfortunately, however, replacing the amps did not solve the problem. Apparently the actual driver (aka: speaker) perished

Blakk Frogg then contacted Definitive Technologies a second time in an effort to purchase a replacement driver… and now for the greatness:

I will have a driver sent out at no charge. What I will also do is have two extra amps sent out to you as sometimes if it is the woofer that is bad then it may have immediately blown both of the amplifiers.

While Blakk Frogg cannot say that every experience a person will have with Definitive Technologies will go as well as his, this company has most definitely (pun intended) left a very positive impression in the gelatinous goo Blakk Frogg calls his brain.

Moral of the story?

Customer service matters. Definitive Technologies took care of a Frogg and seriously helped him out even though he bought their product second-hand.

They made… a future customer for life.

– Blakk Frogg

Rather than face a situation that immediately presses us, we dodge issues by robotically (not a word, we know…) disengaging and then, seemingly without a second’s pause, sending our feelings via text message not to the person with whom the issue began, but rather to a different person that will take our side.

At what point in the evolution of humanity did we lose the ability to just… ‘duke it out’?

With all this technology at our disposal, and the means to communicate our sincere thoughts across miles, time zones, and even across the greatest expanse of our planet, one would THINK that we, as a supposedly intelligent species, would have gotten better at personal interactions — before we decided to make our thoughts potentially worldwide via all these neat, convenient tools for expression (venting).

Oops. As I write this, I cannot help but feel that I, too, may have lost sight of reality, the purpose of living, and why I got up this morning.

Tap tap, type type, text — Send.

In a recent email to a friend, the ever-so-clever Blakk Frogg told the following interesting story:

Google has EVERYTHING imaginable these days somewhere in its folds… and they keep integrating new things into themselves… and pretty soon I predict that the US Gov’t will purchase (or take over in some other way) Google, they will integrate US Defenses into Google’s infrastructure, Google will become self-aware, Google will determine that mankind has no purpose, Google will initiate Judgment Day. Then Kyle Reese shows up in Los Angeles in 1986 and all Hell breaks loose.

Far from the truth? Blakk Frogg seriously doubts it.

Whether we realize it or not, countless millions of people trust Google with their dirty little secrets every day and if YOU had that much filth in YOUR mind you’d probably determine that all humans need to get wiped out, too!

[ Mowing Bald Head Tattoo ]

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[ Bathing Suits: Proof of Global Warming ]

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[ Final Ultimatum for His Computer ]

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[ Computer Related Torture Chamber ]

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[ Computer Airbag as Safety Feature ]

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[ Priceless Boob Job ]

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[ Stranded Man Gets Junk Mail ]

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[ Internet Changed His Life ]

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[ Internet Made Him Forget His Own Wedding ]

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[ Flip Power Switch If Can Find It ]

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[ Online Too Long ]

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[ Still Online Too Long ]

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[ Reason #381 Not to Join Fire Department ]

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[ Ultimate Work at Home Mother ]

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[ Cat Sold the Dog on Ebay ]

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[ A Cat Named Lucky ]

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[ Kid's Head Stuck in the Chair ]

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[ Moore Goode Dick.... Self-Explanatory ]

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[ You Will Never Get to Work ]

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[ Punish the Bad Boy ]

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[ Meet the Ass Family ]

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