Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Some people say Blakk Frogg has a face for radio… and the personality of a pissed off walrus with a toothache. Regardless of that, he knows for a fact that a guy named Lewza ought not enter ANY competitions, let alone run for office! Would you vote for a guy named Lewza? Our sources report [...]

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Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Although the whole ‘talking babies’ thing got played out YEARS AGO, every once in a while a funny picture surfaces… like this one: Sarcastic MySpace Comments

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see [...]

With the approach of Halloween comes the inevitable slew of interesting and unusual costume pictures getting posted on the Internet. Today we’d like to highlight a Halloween costume that we believe may win first prize for most disgusting Halloween costume ever. Enjoy! Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Idea: Tampon Ninja For those of you NOT interested [...]

Yes… Blakk Frogg’s talking about YOU and he certainly has too much time on his hands these days.  NOT! Click Here for More Slacker Stuff… Unless You’re Too Lazy! That’s what inspired this product line.  Blakk Frogg works his amphibious tail off all the time and has to endure sooooo many people around him just [...]

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?” “No,” she quickly answered and then turned away. Thinking I could win her over with charm, I then asked, “Is that your final answer?” This time [...]

There is no “I” in team. But there are three U’s in “Shut the Fu#k Up!” Never forget that. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments While Blakk Frogg certainly didn’t come up w/ that one on his own, he did laugh his amphibious nuts off when he read it and felt obligated to share! Now shut [...]

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com for March 2010. Now go get me a beer, you lazy freak! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…you like peanut butter between your [...]

No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…you think goats look [...]