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Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!
 

Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!
Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to [...]

 

All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”
But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .

Adult MySpace Comments… Not For Kids Anymore!
Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark secret of his [...]

 

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”
The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this [...]

 

Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!
Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to [...]

 

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put [...]

 

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”
The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End

 

A turtle was sitting one day in the woods, just about to crack open a beer when the neighborhood bunny comes hopping up to his stoop.
“Don’t drink that beer. Come frolick and jump and play in the woods with me!”
SO the turtle does just that, and runs off into the woods with the rabbit.
Down the [...]

 

Over the past few years Blakk Frogg has received lots and lots of interesting emails containing mock ‘Motivational Posters‘ and so finally, he put them all on a web site for your viewing pleasure. See MySpace Sarcasm for the complete listing!
Not sure what defines a ‘Motivational Poster’? No worries. The (less than) Honorable Blakk Frogg [...]

 

Blakk Frogg proudly serves up another steaming pile of Sarcastic MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure. Try not to hurt yourself this time, OK?

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Some of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments you just witnessed have absolutely no reason to exist. . . and Blakk Frogg sees nothing [...]

 

Welcome to yet another wonderfully exciting edition of Sarcastic MySpace Comments. Here you will find some of the more popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments that have appeared on www.SarcasticMySpace.Com recently. Some will offend you, some will amuse you, and some will just flat out confuse you. . . so have a nice day and don’t forget [...]

 

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