Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Blakk Frogg does his part to keep the American MPG Rating as high as possible. Are you doing [...]

Blakk Frogg received a version of the ‘alcoholic alphabet’ in an email earlier today and found it a little too…. bland. Therefore he added a few things quickly and re-posted it here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy! A – Alcohol: The key to surviving college, office holiday parties, weddings/funerals of relatives on the other side [...]

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club’s door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, “I want to join your club.” The biker was amused, but says she needs [...]

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If you came here looking for silly, sexy, sarcastic and sometimes sick pictures and graphics to use on blogs, profiles, bulletin boards and other places, well, you came on the right day ‘cuz today we post the most popular pictures and graphics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com for the month of May 2009! Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments [...]

Now you would have to possess the IQ of a snail (no offense to any snails reading this….) to think that drinking beer will save water. Uh, hello? Last we checked, you could not MAKE beer w/o water. Come to think of it, beer’s main ingredient IS water! Having said all that, we must possess [...]

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello? ‘ ‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked. [...]

A guy walks into a local bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.” The bartender says, “What do you [...]

It seems as though a new round of jokes aimed at homosexual men has surfaced. They sound very similar to ones from the past, but apparently someone took a bit of literary license with them this time! “If you have passed the age of forty and you have a washboard stomach, you qualify as gay.  [...]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”. After a few minutes he returns and there is another [...]