If you ever wondered what the most beautiful picture of True, Everlasting Love looked like, well, Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found it:
It never ceases to amaze Blakk Frogg that people so willingly put their personal business all over the Internet in messages… and not really knowing who or if the messages can get intercepted by others intentionally or accidentally.
In this case a woman wanted to ‘thank a recent lover’ for a truly outstanding sexual encounter and tell him that he more or less had an open invitation to come back and mount her again any time he wanted. Too bad she posted the message on her wall and not in a private message or email.
On second thought, it’s AWESOME that she screwed up by announcing to the world that she screwed him!
Well, of all the places for a fecal accident to take place, the poor fellow who crapped himself at Walmart, bought new pants, changed in the restroom, and discarded his shitty pants in the trash can… could have had a worse day by crapping himself during a tour of an art museum.
On second thought, if he crapped himself and hung the poop-stained drawers on the wall he could call it ‘modern art’ and possibly even sell his masterpiece for a ridiculous amount of money to an unsuspecting collector who adored the fact that he got to meet the artist standing half naked in front of the artwork. “Oh how marvelous! Such conviction!”
Most guys know the following saying: “Shake it more then twice and you’re playing with it!”
Well, apparently not ALL guys live by that saying… and some of the more disgusting ones flaunt their non-belief in public. Gross!
A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway occurs.
It’s not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”
“My car broke down,” says the lady, calmly.
“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!” asks the cop…
And she said….
(This is good…)
(Remember, she’s a blonde…)
“Those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.
For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:
Just… Wow. As funny as the message in this fake Valentine appears, several companies actually sell kits like this.
Looking for a way to ‘ease the pain’ in someone’s life? Undercover Condoms has a few things that may do the trick.
And, as Blakk Frogg always says, safety during the ‘numbers game’ called finding love requires one to think about the possibility of catching an itch that won’t ever go away!
Blakk Frogg says, “Sorry, men and women, but all the sweets from your sweet COULD turn you into a not so delicious treat in a week or so…”
Ahem. Please use caution when consuming all those calorie bombs women AND men.
Listen here, men: Blakk Frogg KNOWS some of you need a lesson when it comes to how to, and NOT to, behave when dealing with women. So here’s REAL WORLD ADVICE that you ought to listen to…
Blakk Frogg says, “Roughly nine months after Valentine’s Day a very special event can happen — and some folks didn’t intend for it to happen — so PLEASE, people, use protection w/ your sweetheart if you don’t mean to make a baby this evening!”