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Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…you like [...]
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an ‘F’ in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father? “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,’” I said “6″, replies TONY. “But that’s right!” says his dad. “Yeah, but then she asked me “How much is 3×2?’” “What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father. “That’s what I [...]
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Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” TONY says “Mas-tur-bate.” Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, little TONY, that’s a mouthful.” Little TONY says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.” Celebrity Glamour GirlsHot [...]
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?” “Baby,” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit”. Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. [...]
OK, this got on Blakk Frogg‘s nerves last night. Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh…..? Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing? Better question: Do they do that [...]
From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life: I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener [...]
“Oh, the humanity!” exclaimed the poor listless soul who opened this blog entry and saw…. THIS! Sarcastic MySpace Comments Blakk Frogg figured that if HE had to endure this image so early in the damn morning, well, so should the rest of you. As always, have a nice day…. and may this image haunt you [...]
Why do so many people have have such a hard time finding suitable companions? Why can’t the right mate find them? These two questions have plagued Blakk Frogg for a very long time…. until now. Apparently, some morons in the Department of Transportation decided to put signs up around town and, well, you’ll understand WHY [...]
Nothing ruins a nice evening at home (or in the backyard) with the pussy more than having to wade through excess hair. So, in the interest of appeasing the masses and keeping some similance of order in the world, Blakk Frogg has decided that he will take the initiative and insist that the pussy get [...]
