Archive for the 'Alcohol' Category
Drunk Girl Pisses Her Pants
Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!
Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!
Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to [...]
All those who know me will say, “Beer! Blakk Frogg likes BEER!”
But there lies a deeper, darker secret about the REAL Blakk Frogg and what he likes at the bar. . .
Adult MySpace Comments… Not For Kids Anymore!
Now the first one of you who tells Blakk Frogg’s girlfriend about this deep, dark secret of his [...]
Wife Will Not Shut Up
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”
The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this [...]
Dangerous New Virus
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put [...]
Fairytale Ending for Girls
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”
The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
Sex on Saturday Story
Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!
Funny, Sexy and Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready [...]
Sarcastic Motivational Posters
Over the past few years Blakk Frogg has received lots and lots of interesting emails containing mock ‘Motivational Posters‘ and so finally, he put them all on a web site for your viewing pleasure. See MySpace Sarcasm for the complete listing!
Not sure what defines a ‘Motivational Poster’? No worries. The (less than) Honorable Blakk Frogg [...]
Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS.
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Now take you happy ass on over to Americas Best [...]
More Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Blakk Frogg proudly serves up another steaming pile of Sarcastic MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure. Try not to hurt yourself this time, OK?
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Some of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments you just witnessed have absolutely no reason to exist. . . and Blakk Frogg sees nothing [...]
Drunk Man Lost His Car
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches “Can I help you, sir?”” “Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr,” the man replies.
The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?”
“It wasss on [...]

