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It amazes Blakk Frogg that signs like this get posted. Seriously, folks… If you have to look at a sign like this for instructions on how to properly check a baby’s diaper, well, maybe you ought not to have had children in the first place! Does it take a rocket scientist to figure out that [...]
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives [...]
In a strange and unusual series of events, Blakk Frogg came across thye carcass of a world-renowned animal actor named ‘Stuart Little’ last night. While Blakk Frogg refuses to say WHY he visited an area of The City known for prostitution, gambling drugs and free wireless internet… the fact remains that Stuart Little has, in [...]
While browsing through an unnamed personals magazine, for professional reasons, Blakk Frogg came across the following photograph and figured he ought to share it with the rest of you and call it “Pimp Looking for New Hoes”. Americas Best MySpace Random Comments Now if you will please excuse Blakk Frogg has a few ‘professional’ emails [...]
A biker walks into a convenience at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks “Where are your tampons?” The clerk tells him, “Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left.” The biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 minutes later, he returns carrying toilet [...]
Last night as Blakk Frogg lamented over having to go to bed alone it suddenly occured to him that he had the ability to do something that a fella shacked up with a female companion for a night of raunchy, hair-pulling sex cannot safely do… so he let loose a 10 second anal explosion that [...]
OK, this got on Blakk Frogg‘s nerves last night. Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh…..? Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing? Better question: Do they do that [...]
From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life: I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener [...]
“Oh, the humanity!” exclaimed the poor listless soul who opened this blog entry and saw…. THIS! Sarcastic MySpace Comments Blakk Frogg figured that if HE had to endure this image so early in the damn morning, well, so should the rest of you. As always, have a nice day…. and may this image haunt you [...]
Once again the infamous Blakk Frogg dares to push the limits of good taste by publishing a blog entitled “Oral Sex”. Oh, and if you HAVE to ask what “oral sex” means, either ‘cuz you never learned or have long since forgotten its meaning, you might wanna’ consider visiting your local ‘Red Light District’ for [...]
