Open Letter to:
MR. JAMES THATCHER
BRAND MANAGER
PROCTER & GAMBLE
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running [...]

While some families opt to go to a professional studio for their family photos, the cheaper (and/or simply just broke ass motherfroggers like Blakk Frogg) will break out the family camera and take their own family photographs. In the absence of skilled, professional photographers, anything can occur:
And there you have it, folks. . . Unless [...]

Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!
 

Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!
Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to [...]

Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new [...]

Far be it from Blakk Frogg to not drop by and deliver a dose of classic intoxication on a Friday. So please give a warm, wet welcome to. . . . The Web’s Most Famous Drunk Girl!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments…… Your Mother, Too!
Have a nice day and don’t forget to check out the latest additions to [...]

Over the years many different varieties of body piercings, anatomical mutilations and exhibitions of (literal) human art have passed before the eyes of Blakk Frogg and recently a new alteration of the human body surfaced: Breast Implants for a Tattoo.

Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, “Bigger Breasts, Please!”

Sarcastic MySpace Comments Says, [...]

SarcasticMySpace.Com has more than 1,800 sarcastic, funny, sexual and redneck myspace comments to choose from but SOME of you keep insisting that Blakk Frogg take time out of his busy schedule to list the most popular sarcastic myspace comments.
Lazy bastards! Blakk Frogg hopes you choke on the most popular sarcastic myspace comments for. . . [...]

As Blakk Frogg has figured out through countless failed attempts at things at various stages in his life, no one can accomplish a task without the right tool for the job.  Unfortunately, however, some fellas mistake their manhood as a tool for ANY job. . .
Take, for example, this dumb ass motherfrogger who thought his [...]

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for many years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning, post-fart, [...]

Superman is flying around one day and he’s feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is.
Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.
Superman then tells him that he couldn’t do that to [...]