Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Once again the infamous Blakk Frogg dares to push the limits of good taste by publishing a blog entitled “Oral Sex”. Oh, and if you HAVE to ask what “oral sex” means, either ‘cuz you never learned or have long since forgotten its meaning, you might wanna’ consider visiting your local ‘Red Light District’ for [...]

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why. She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.” Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, “Well sir, as you know, there are [...]

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said “Morning.” He said, “No, just taking a shit.” Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments

Blakk Frogg received a version of the ‘alcoholic alphabet’ in an email earlier today and found it a little too…. bland. Therefore he added a few things quickly and re-posted it here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy! A – Alcohol: The key to surviving college, office holiday parties, weddings/funerals of relatives on the other side [...]

The following chain of pictures which will detail the painstaking process (in reverse) by which even a total loser in the kitchen can prepare the super-succulent and ever-popular Chinese Food dish known as Crispy Asian Chicken.
Warning: Images reveal trade secrets that may offend some readers — and give others some great ideas on how to [...]

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go [...]

Oh, for the love of ANYthing Holy… Why the heck didn’t someone tell Blakk Frogg before now that he could get a Humping Dog for the unused/extra USB ports on his computer? All these years his USB ports have remained empty for NO reason. Poor, poor unhumped USB ports… Soon your celibate days will come [...]

You can now ‘safely’ ask a woman if she likes the taste of big nuts… Visit Americas-Best.Com for…Funny/Sexy/Sarcastic/Stupid MySpace Comments NOTE: Blakk Frogg accepts no responsibility for what happens to the dumbasses who approach a woman thinking they can ACTUALLY ask a girl if she mindsthe taste of Big Nuts.

There exists a faction of fellas who adore the big girls. They say things like, “More cushion for the pushin’” and “There’s just more to love.” OK. Fine. We get that point… but at what point does the girl become too big even for THOSE guys, huh? Where do they draw the line? Visit Americas-Best.Com [...]