Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Just… WOW. When Blakk Frogg read this Dear Abby article he nearly choked on his breakfast. Ha ha. 18-yr old daughter lost her job and now wants to become a prostitute. Sound like something too hard to believe? Read the full article here on Yahoo! and see for yourself, ua’ filthy bunch of non-believers! Blakk [...]

With the approach of Halloween comes the inevitable slew of interesting and unusual costume pictures getting posted on the Internet. Today we’d like to highlight a Halloween costume that we believe may win first prize for most disgusting Halloween costume ever. Enjoy! Most Disgusting Halloween Costume Idea: Tampon Ninja For those of you NOT interested [...]

No one appreciates the fact that ‘nut hugger’ jeans have (mostly) fallen out of fashion more than Blakk Frogg but someone REALLY needs to put limitations on the whole baggy pants epidemic that has now, as illustrated by the two Halloween Costumes below, infected Halloween. Pull Up Your D@#n Pants, Ya’ Dolphin! Buy a Belt, [...]

While perusing the Web looking for, um, bacon, of course, Blakk Frogg saw the following information: Hurricane Irene’s impact expected to break records, meaning recovery could potentially cost more than any other disaster in the Nation’s history… It made him wonder, though… Will other countries hold concerts, fundraisers, etc. to assist? Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic [...]

In an earlier posting we talked about a very tasty bacon wrapped treat: Bacon Wrapped Jumbo Chicken Franks. Now of COURSE you have the option of using other types of hot dogs as mandrels for the bacon… but we highly suggest sticking with bigger wieners if you can. Size DOES matter, ya’ know. So what [...]

Yes… Blakk Frogg’s talking about YOU and he certainly has too much time on his hands these days.  NOT! Click Here for More Slacker Stuff… Unless You’re Too Lazy! That’s what inspired this product line.  Blakk Frogg works his amphibious tail off all the time and has to endure sooooo many people around him just [...]

As record high temperatures continue to scorch many parts of the United States lists like the following have started appearing in local newspapers across the country: Top ten items not to leave in your car in this heat Myrtle Beach, SC (WMBF)- In this extreme heat and humidity, getting into that hot car is all [...]

Before any of you trolls out there attempt to lay the blame on Blakk Frogg’s doorstep, let the record show that Blakk Frogg in now way, shape or form condones stupidity of this magnitude. He does, however, hope the idiot that attempted to play real-life, unscripted and non-choreographed Frogger (an old school video game where [...]

OK, just so everyone knows, the folks responsible for More Bacon Please have NOT become vegetarians. Apparently the lack of recent posts has made SOME idiots, er, people out there believe we gave up eating meat. Preposterous! We have not given up eating meat and we CERTAINLY have not given up eating bacon. We just [...]

Yep. We finally dragged our bacon-loving selves away from the bacon-filled table long enough to post another article on this site. Actually, we have not had the MONEY to buy bacon recently due to evil, greedy big business types jacking up the prices on all grades of bacon and keeping us from enjoying our favorite [...]