Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Once again that bastard of a Frogg broke all new(?) ground by digging deep into his twisted little mind, pulled out a great(?) idea, and wasted the entirety of his weekend putting up on the internet for all to see. Yep. Blakk Frogg needs a life! Check out Frogg Wear’s Halloween Costume & Accessory Blog… [...]

Latest Immigration Poll in Arizona: The latest telephone poll taken by the Arizona Governor’s office, asked whether people who live in Arizona think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.” 71% of respondents answered: “No es una problema seriosa.” —————- Disclaimer: The mighty Blakk Frogg does [...]

Yep. The answers you give to these questions will help you figure out whether or not you should consider yourself a gay man: 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of [...]

Dear Ronald McDonald, For years we, the ever-expanding people, have ignored the obvious lie that your company cares for its customers as we happily wolfed down the innumerable grams of fat and billions of calories jam packed into just about everything on your menu. I don’t wish to discuss that today. Instead, I’d like to [...]

Yes, we know the 4th of July happened two weeks… deal with it. At some point over that weekend the infamous Blakk Frogg decided to put a few things together that represented HIS Fourth of July Celebration and below you will see what that evil bastard came up with… after a full day of pounding [...]

Your loyal friend Blakk Frogg did NOT make this up: Nintendo’s Wii controllers have wreaked havoc on flat screen TVs and tweaked more than a few elbows. That’s nothing compared to one UK woman’s claim that a tumble from the Wii Fit balance board turned her into a sex addict. News service ANI reports that [...]

There is no “I” in team. But there are three U’s in “Shut the Fu#k Up!” Never forget that. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments While Blakk Frogg certainly didn’t come up w/ that one on his own, he did laugh his amphibious nuts off when he read it and felt obligated to share! Now shut [...]

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com for March 2010. Now go get me a beer, you lazy freak! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…you like peanut butter between your [...]

No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…you think goats look [...]

Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it! cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!Visit Americas-Best.Com for…funny and/or stupid [...]