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Dear Ronald McDonald, For years we, the ever-expanding people, have ignored the obvious lie that your company cares for its customers as we happily wolfed down the innumerable grams of fat and billions of calories jam packed into just about everything on your menu. I don’t wish to discuss that today. Instead, I’d like to [...]
Women are like phones. They like to be held; They like to be talked to; And they like to be touched often. But push the wrong button, And your ass gets disconnected. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments
Yes, we know the 4th of July happened two weeks… deal with it. At some point over that weekend the infamous Blakk Frogg decided to put a few things together that represented HIS Fourth of July Celebration and below you will see what that evil bastard came up with… after a full day of pounding [...]
No, we didn’t leave beer on the bottom of the shopping cart in the grocery store parking lot. Instead, we forgot to post an image of the BEER supply we lined up while visiting w/ family in Myrtle Beach. OOPS. Now we must tell you, though, that we had more beer lined up waiting to [...]
About a month ago we packed up the car and headed down to Myrtle Beach for some fun, family, food, beer, bacon and sun. We spent time w/ family for the first part of the trip and so naturally that meant one thing and one thing only…. No, not a family feud, ya’ dweeb. BEER [...]
Here at More Bacon Please we have an undying love for bacon… and so do most of our friends! These next two pics come from a good friend from way, way back named George and MAN does this flippin’ massively baconified burger look great! Naturally you ant to know what went into “The George Burger”, [...]
First off, let us say that we have not ventured into a Kentucky Fried Chicken food serving facility in YEARS because we found their food priced too high for what we thought it should have cost. Oh, and something they use in their food always made pretty much everyone we know do a “Dine’n’Dash” — [...]
Your loyal friend Blakk Frogg did NOT make this up: Nintendo’s Wii controllers have wreaked havoc on flat screen TVs and tweaked more than a few elbows. That’s nothing compared to one UK woman’s claim that a tumble from the Wii Fit balance board turned her into a sex addict. News service ANI reports that [...]
There is no “I” in team. But there are three U’s in “Shut the Fu#k Up!” Never forget that. Americas Best MySpace Attitude Comments While Blakk Frogg certainly didn’t come up w/ that one on his own, he did laugh his amphibious nuts off when he read it and felt obligated to share! Now shut [...]
This came to us while talking about the consumption of meat with a friend that eats very little meat, but does enjoy some bacon every once in a while… otherwise she couldn’t hang out w/ us anymore. Ha ha. The depth and significance of what you will soon read may shake the very foundation of [...]
