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Man and Alligator in a Bar
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says “Hold on a second here - you can’t bring that animal in here, they aren’t allowed!”
So the man says, “But my gator here does a really cool trick…”
The bartender says “Well then, lets see!”
So the man whips out [...]
Drunk Guy Waits on the Corner
There’s this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”
The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbor.”
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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!”
The second man says “Ok, sure,” and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window [...]
Some people say marriages get made in heaven. Others, often going through a divorce or separation, say marriages come from another place…. called Hell.
Blakk Frogg says marriages, no matter how deep the love, no matter how true the devotion, ought not to occur…. for a number of reasons…. and he offers the following REAL LIFE [...]
Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for September 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, “You know, I Have just one question about what I have seen in America.”
President Bush said, “Well, anything I can do to [...]
How to Solve Problems Easily
1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting [...]
Husband Feeling Up Wife’s Leg?
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: “Oh, that feels good.”
His hand moves to her breast.
She: “Gee, honey, that feels wonderful.”
His hand moves to her leg.
She: “Oh, honey, don’t stop.”
But he stops.
She: “Why did you stop?”
He: “I found the remote.”
Now do you really think Blakk Frogg has finished with this [...]
Smart Card Player
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry’s house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry’s wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry’s wife had her legs open and no panties [...]
Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for August 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!
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