Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Hard pressed to identify the cause of yesterday’s East Coast earthquake, President Obama’s top scientists have just revealed the name of the exact tectonic ridge responsible for all the ruckus: “Bush’s Fault”. Americas Best MySpace Political Comments

A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics. Then one day the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for [...]

In an earlier posting we talked about a very tasty bacon wrapped treat: Bacon Wrapped Jumbo Chicken Franks. Now of COURSE you have the option of using other types of hot dogs as mandrels for the bacon… but we highly suggest sticking with bigger wieners if you can. Size DOES matter, ya’ know. So what [...]

OK, so we have more or less vanished off the face of the planet for a long while. OOPS. Well don’t worry, despite the ridiculous cost of bacon these days we have continued to indulge even if we haven’t told you any wonderful bacon stories recently. Today’s story will make ya’ want to go to [...]

Yes… Blakk Frogg’s talking about YOU and he certainly has too much time on his hands these days.  NOT! Click Here for More Slacker Stuff… Unless You’re Too Lazy! That’s what inspired this product line.  Blakk Frogg works his amphibious tail off all the time and has to endure sooooo many people around him just [...]

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys, Rum and ice will ruin your liver, Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart, Gin and ice will ruin your brain, and last but not least, coke and ice will ruin your teeth. That bloody ice is lethal. Warn all your friends: Lay off the ICE! Americas Best [...]

As record high temperatures continue to scorch many parts of the United States lists like the following have started appearing in local newspapers across the country: Top ten items not to leave in your car in this heat Myrtle Beach, SC (WMBF)- In this extreme heat and humidity, getting into that hot car is all [...]

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Corryong back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I [...]

After a long day at the office I sat down on the couch next to my wife who turned and asked me, “What’s on the TV tonight?” Without thinking I answered, “Dust.” Word of advice: Despite its light and fluffy appearance, a feather duster HURTS when it hits you at speeds topping 100 mph.

I took my wife to a fancy French restaurant in the rich part of town the otehr night and for some strange reason the waiter took my order first. Not wanting to make a scene, I said, “I’ll have the strip steak cooked medium rare, please.” In a snooty French accent he then asked, “Aren’t [...]