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Blakk Frogg has a question: If you go through the drive-thru of a McDonald’s that blatantly advertises on its signs and in its windows ‘Buy One Get One Free Egg McMuffins’, do you order two of them to receive the ‘special promotion’ or ought they automatically double your order if you order only one?

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Seriously… The sign said ‘Buy One Get One Free’, not ‘Buy One and Get the Second One for Free if You Check Your Order, See You Only Received One Sandwich, Back Up in the Drive Thru Line, and Ask Us for the Second Sandwich’.

06 May, 2009

Best Sushi in the Area (Not a Joke, Sorry)

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OK, so everyone knows the slimebag, er, Frogg responsible for Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog loves sushi. No secret there. None at all. But how many of you know where he goes to GET his fresh, tasty, delectable, melt-in-your-mouth sushi fix, huh? Read the following items off the ‘Raw Bites’ menu from Four Moons and you’ll know why he always goes there on Wednesday night’s for Sushi Night!

“All of our Fish for our Raw Bites Menu is flown in from Hawaii especially for Four Moons. It is the Freshest fish you will find in South Carolina, far superior in quality to any Carolina Sushi Bar.”

Sushi at Four Moons in Orangeburg, SC

Four Moons Sashimi Platter — Eight Pieces of Sashimi Fish, including Ahi Tuna, King Salmon, and Walu (also known as Hawaiian Butterfish, or White Tuna), plus Four Pieces of Maki Sushi Roll, served with Sushi Rice, Pickled Ginger, Tobikko Caviar, Wakame Seaweed Salad, Ponzu Sauce, Miso Mayonnaise, Wasabi, and Pickled Ginger

Ahi Tuna, Walu, King Salmon, or Broiled Eel — Available as a Roll, Spicy Roll or Nigiri Style

Surf and Turf Roll — Spicy Scallop Inside, Bison Tataki Outside

Red Dragon Roll — Spicy Ahi Tuna Inside, White Tuna Outside,
Topped with Broiled Eel and Kabayaki Sauce

Tarantula Roll — Tempura Lobster and Cucumber Inside Out
Roll with Pickled Mango and Spicy Sauce

Rice Crispy Crunch Roll — Salmon, Tuna, and Cucumber Inside, Avocado Outside, Rolled in Sesame Rice Crispies and Nori Confetti

Salmon Ménage a Trois Roll — Spicy Salmon Inside, Tempura Salmon and
Salmon Caviar Outside, with Kabayaki Sauce

Vegetable Hand Roll — Cucumber, Sweet Pepper, Carrot, Nappa
Cabbage, Wakame, Sweet Thai Chili Sauce

Lunar Eclipse Roll — Spicy Tuna Inside, Tuna and King Salmon Outside, Tobikko and Salmon Caviars

Unagi Don — Broiled Eel served over Warm Sushi Rice

Volcano — Jumbo Lump Crab and Asparagus in Spicy Sauce, Baked Until Hot and Bubbly, Topped with Tobikko Caviar and Served with Wanton Chips

Lava Drops — Spicy Tuna or Salmon, Tempura Fried and served with Kabayaki Sauce

Tataki — (Flash Seared, served with Warm Sushi Rice, Seaweed Salad and Sweet Thai Chili Sauce). Choose from Ahi Tuna or Bison Strip Loin

Salads — Wakame Seaweed Salad or Tossed Salad with Ginger Dressing

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There you have it folks. The secret location for kick-ass sushi in South Carolina has gotten out: Four Moons

For those who do not like sushi, you suck. We hope an octopus takes a big, smelly seaweed dump on your head.

06 Dec, 2008

Love the Harley Davidson

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Everyone knows Blakk Frogg loves to ride his motorcycle and that he does not have a Harley Davidson — yet. Instead he rides a 1999 BMW F650 and has ridden that same bike since he started his ‘official’ and ‘legal’ riding career back in 2000. That does NOT mean he doesn’t enjoy the site of a sweet Harley Davidson, though.

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It ALSO does not mean he cannot appreciate a good looking woman who enjoys Harley Davidson motorcycles. :)

03 Oct, 2008

Bobbitt Family Member Arrested

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In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt’s sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with:

A Misdewiener!

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21 Jan, 2008

Facts About Reindeer

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Blakk Frogg now presents, for your reading pleasure, the text from an Christmas email written by, he assumes, a woman. In it she explains a few neat facts about reindeer. Enjoy!

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had antlers so they had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

09 Jan, 2008

Dear God Letters From Dogs

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Oh geez… Another blasphemous web page from Blakk Frogg. At any rate, hope you enjoy the following letters written to God from… Dogs:

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the “Chrysler Eagle” the “Chrysler Beagle”?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

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28 Sep, 2007

Almighty God on Caller ID

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On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn’t answer the phone.

The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn’t answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn’t answered before, and she said that it hadn’t rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways.

The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office, which was the phone that he’d used that Saturday night. The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he’d called on Saturday night.

The pastor couldn’t figure out what the man was talking about.. Then the man said, “It rang and rang, but I didn’t answer.” The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he’d intended to call his wife.

The man said, “That’s, OK. Let me tell you my story.

You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before I did, I prayed, ‘God if you’re there, and you don’t want me to do this, give me a sign now.’ At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, ‘Almighty God’.  I was afraid to answer!”

The reason why it showed on the man’s caller ID that the call came from “Almighty God” is because the church that the pastor attends is called Almighty God Tabernacle!


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