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Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns. He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets. While he cannot fully substantiate this [...]

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said “Morning.” He said, “No, just taking a shit.” Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments

The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them. Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him [...]

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut. After a while she takes out a snack cake and begins eating. The barber smiles at her and says, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your twinkie.” “I know, “she [...]

Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments “Boy, I would like to f*ck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and says, “Out of what?” Americas Best MySpace Girls Comments

Sarcasm oozes from every inch of mock motivational posters — and hence the reason why Blakk Frogg loves them so much. Yep. Sarcastic, sexy and sometimes completely stupid. Sounds like a winning recipe!
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and [...]

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club’s door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, “I want to join your club.” The biker was amused, but says she needs [...]