We don’t know the ‘actual’ reasoning for this shirt’s creation but we suspect that its “Stop Being Difficult and Take It in the Ass” slogan has something to do with one of the following:
- The continuing disappearance of personal rights & freedoms
- A new slogan used by TSA at airport security checkpoints
- The latest campaign slogan of a Presidential Candidate
- That awkward moment when a man realizes prison rape stories are more than just stories
- How a married man feels after having sex with the same woman for 20 years
If you have any other ideas, please leave them in the comments section and if Blakk Frogg likes your ideas he’ll add them to the list!
Blakk Frogg never pictured the day when we would do a blog posting called ‘matching underwear’, but oh well. At least he changes his underwear on a regular basis. Thank Heavens for that!
No matter how much thought we gave this, we simply could not understand why anyone decided that the word ‘groin’ should mean anything other than… well, crotch.
We’d like to thank ‘N-Syd-Owt’ for sending in this image!
Ever want to walk up to a police officer and say, “F#ck you!”? Apparently you are not alone because these rebels clearly want and know how to ‘stick it to The Man’.
I went to a psychiatrist because I was having severe problems with my sex life. The psychiatrist asked me a lot of questions, but didn’t seem to be getting a clear picture of my problems.
Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your girlfriend’s face while you’re having sex?”
“Well, yes, I did once.”
“Well, how did she look?”
“Oh boy… she looked VERY angry!”
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend’s face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual to me. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?”
“She was watching us through the window!”
A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway occurs.
It’s not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”
“My car broke down,” says the lady, calmly.
“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!” asks the cop…
And she said….
(This is good…)
(Ready?)
(Remember, she’s a blonde…)
“Those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.
Some people look at life in a way that makes ya’ think, “Wow. He (or she) has a unique perspective.” Realists do that sort of thing. They keep it real!
Never really though about this one before, but costumes available for men and women do come in very different sorts. For males the costumes overflow with courage, confidence and bravery. Women’s costumes overflow with… cleavage.
Not complaining, just saying…
For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:
Just… Wow. As funny as the message in this fake Valentine appears, several companies actually sell kits like this.
Looking for a way to ‘ease the pain’ in someone’s life? Undercover Condoms has a few things that may do the trick.
And, as Blakk Frogg always says, safety during the ‘numbers game’ called finding love requires one to think about the possibility of catching an itch that won’t ever go away!
