Women and Men… Not the Same!
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For anyone confused about what makes the mind of woman different from the mind of a man, well, the following comparison should clear up any confusion:
From the mind of a woman came…
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
From the mind of a man came…
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac,
With huge boobs,
Who owns a bar on a golf course,And loves to send me fishing,
And drinking.This doesn’t rhyme,
And I don’t give a shit.