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28 Feb, 2008

21 Reasons Why English is Difficult

Posted by: admin In: Patriotic|Sarcastic

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Note:  Now although Blakk Frogg does concede that the above ‘trickeries’ in the English language can make things difficult on a person attempting to learn it, he does NOT think anyone should use them as an excuse NOT to learn the language if they choose to reside in the United States.  If you’re gonna’ live here, learn the language… and that goes for people BORN here in the United States as well. There’s no excuse for your poor grammar and blatant, almost intentional, misuse of words. You’re part of the problem, really, if you think about it. Why would a foreigner want or see a need to learn proper English when you don’t even bother to learn or use it yourself? <end rant>


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