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San Antonio History Lesson

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On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo where 183 men waited to do battle.

He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort where he joined William B. Travis and Jim Bowie and alongside them gazed out over the top of the wall.

Without flinching these three great men gazed at the horde of over 7,000 Mexicans moving steadily toward them.

With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said, ‘Jim, are we having some landscaping done today?’

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