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More You Are Gay If…

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It seems as though a new round of jokes aimed at homosexual men has surfaced. They sound very similar to ones from the past, but apparently someone took a bit of literary license with them this time!

“If you have passed the age of forty and you have a washboard stomach, you qualify as gay.  It means you have not sucked back enough full-caloried beers with the boys, challenged enough strangers to chicken wing eating contests at bars with no names, and participated in all-day grill-a-thons where vegetables had NO place and not one steak weighed less than 2 pounds.

Clearly you spent too much of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. Real men digest empty carbohydrates from beer and food, not decide whether or not to spit out or swallow calories donated by their…. friends.”

Note: Blakk Frogg has no grudge against guys who like guys, but he does find some of the jokes about them entertaining. Deal with it.

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