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Although Blakk Frogg has paid the Olympics next to no attention at all, he has found the displays of National Pride in the stands at various events quite uplifting. Take, for example, this colorful young lady who CLEARLY loves the United States:

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Then, of course, you’ll always have those few individuals who go a bit overboard with their enthusiasm for their country and make somewhat of an ass out of themselves — all in the name of loving their country:

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In either case, though, their pride in the United States shines brightly and although Blakk Frogg would much rather have a stadium filled with fans like the sexy young lady in the American flag bikini set, he seriously doubts that beautiful babe can chug beers and do belly flops better than the big guy!

Another weekend has come and gone. Cases of beer, a bag of charcoal for the grill, and countless pieces of grilled meat have all gone away. Now we turn and face the most horrible of things any human ever encounters: a Monday.

How shall we get through this tragic, yet necessary, day? With humor, that’s how.

Sexy Cowgirl Not Happy With Monday

Hot Woman Wants to Make Monday Better

Stay tuned for the next installment of Adult MySpace Comments because, well, we said so.

Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.

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Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…

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… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.

Firearms and Nice Looking Women

Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.

Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder! 

And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…

Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy

Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!

Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face

Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.

Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS. 😛

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Now take you happy ass on over to Americas Best MySpace Comments for tons of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace so don’t forget to buy him a beer at Happy Hour next time you see him!

Welcome to yet another wonderfully exciting edition of Sarcastic MySpace Comments. Here you will find some of the more popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments that have appeared on www.SarcasticMySpace.Com recently. Some will offend you, some will amuse you, and some will just flat out confuse you. . . so have a nice day and don’t forget to tip your server!

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original source of this great graphic!

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Now that Blakk Frogg has effectively wasted several minutes of your life by showing you those images, please show your appreciation by stripping naked and dancing a jig in the parlor window.

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches “Can I help you, sir?”” “Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr,” the man replies.

The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?”

“It wasss on the end of thisshh key,” the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man’s wiener hanging out of his fly for the entire world to see.

He asks the man, “Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?”

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out….. “I’ll be damned —– My girlfriend’s gone, too!”

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer)- The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague idea something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as a relationship. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this ‘Beer‘ and the women administering it… there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest to you, just look up ‘Golf Courses‘, ‘Bar & Grill‘ or ‘Tavern‘ in your local phone book.

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn’t drive.
7. Failed to think rationally
8. Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes an alleged true story from Central Montana.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.

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He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

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At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

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Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station. Apparently this breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”

“I doubt it,” said the man, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

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A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO — he only lives a mile away.

About five blocks from party, the police pull him over. They check his license and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house around the block. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they’ll be right back and they run around the corner to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr Smith is there and his ! wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.

The police still have his driver’s license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.

True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.