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So after an interesting night of bouncing at an urban strip club for the first time, the infamous Blakk Frogg has boobs and beaver on his brain. Something about all that ‘get crunk’ music about overt sexuality, blatant drug use and gigantic spinning chrome rims on souped up classic rides while good looking girls of all nationalities shook their ass on stage and in VIP couch dances caused him to think about. . . Sex on Saturday.


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Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.

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Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…

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… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.

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Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.

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Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder! 

And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…

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Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy

Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!

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Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face

Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.

Time for a little Sex on Saturday! Why? If you have to ask, then stop reading now. There’s something wrong with you and you REALLY ought to seek professional help.

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So there you have it… Sex on Saturdays. With any luck Blakk Frogg will remember to post another installment of this later and do it all over again each weekend… but don’t hold your breath. 😉

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