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Now answer the question: “Would you consider sleeping with a woman who weighed 320 pounds?”

How many of you guys out there (besides Blakk Frogg) have ever hooked up with. . . a ‘big’ girl?  Or ever hooked up with a female late one night after a keg party that “still had ALL her baby fat”. . . or a spare tire around her mid-section stamped ‘Goodyear’?

Oh, that’s right.  Only Blakk Frogg has made that (truly drunken) mistake.  The rest of you (lying) bastards have never hooked up with anything less attractive than the sexy model types on Girls for MySpace.  Bunch of liars, the whole lot of you!

Well HERE’s a ‘big’ girl that Blakk Frogg wouldn’t mind a romp in the bed with. . . despite risk of serious injury. . . to him!

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So, fellas. . . Does the thought of having sex with this ‘big’ girl make you sick or does it turn you on?

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Moral of the Story?

Not all big girls look like Oompa Loompas and take turns shoving french fries into each other’s mouthes. . .

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Just the ones that Blakk Frogg hooked up with.

Hey! Who the hell wrote that last line?!?!?

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