20 May, 2010
Wii Fit Turns Woman Into Sex Addict
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Blakk Frogg Speaks|Bodily Functions|Humor|Sarcastic|Sex
Your loyal friend Blakk Frogg did NOT make this up:
Nintendo’s Wii controllers have wreaked havoc on flat screen TVs and tweaked more than a few elbows. That’s nothing compared to one UK woman’s claim that a tumble from the Wii Fit balance board turned her into a sex addict.
News service ANI reports that Amanda Flowers, 24, a catering worker in Manchester, England, damaged a nerve when she fell from the Fit board. When the slightest vibrations — cell phones, appliances — began to turn her on, she sought medical care. A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, a rare and mysterious disorder the doctor linked to Flowers’ damaged nerve.
ANI reports that Flowers now “needs 10 sex sessions a day” to satisfy her sexual arousal. “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply,” she told the news service. “Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.” ( source )
Certainly you tuned into this blog posting for one of several reasons:
- You own a Wii Fit Console and wanted to find out how you, too, could become a sex addict.
- If true, the story of a Wii Fit Console turning a woman into a sex addict will serve as the final reason you need to convince yourself to go out and buy one.
- You already have an addiction to sex and want something ‘plausible’ and/or ‘scientific’ to blame it on.
- You fear that your current (unattractive) sex partner may suffer a similar fate and you want to know if you need to sabotage his/her Wii Fit Console so you don’t wind up having to ‘do the nasty’ 10 times a day to satisfy their needs.
So… What other reasons can YOU think of that caused people to flock to this blog posting, huh?
