Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why. She said, “Because I am trying to examine you.” Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt… and you said, [...]

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said “Morning.” He said, “No, just taking a shit.” Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments

The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them. Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic smacked him [...]

Blakk Frogg received a version of the ‘alcoholic alphabet’ in an email earlier today and found it a little too…. bland. Therefore he added a few things quickly and re-posted it here for your reading pleasure. Enjoy! A – Alcohol: The key to surviving college, office holiday parties, weddings/funerals of relatives on the other side [...]

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, “I have a headache.” “Perfect” her husband said. “I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository; it’s up to you!” Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his Order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of Headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear Stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three [...]

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County, Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see [...]

Oh, for the love of ANYthing Holy… Why the heck didn’t someone tell Blakk Frogg before now that he could get a Humping Dog for the unused/extra USB ports on his computer? All these years his USB ports have remained empty for NO reason. Poor, poor unhumped USB ports… Soon your celibate days will come [...]

One day Little Susie got her “monthly bleeding” for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with Little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny’s face grew serious and he said, [...]