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Jesus is Coming

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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.

He looks around with his flashlight wandering “What The HELL Was That?”.

He spots some $ on a table and takes it…… Once again he hears a voice ” JESUS is watching you”.

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks ” Was that your voice?”.

It says, “YES”.

He then asks, “What’s your name?”

It says, “MOSES.”

Half laughing, the burglar then asks, “What kind of person names his bird moses??”

The parrot replies, “THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS PITBULL ‘JESUS’.”

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