8 Things You Will Never Hear

8 things you’ll never hear a man say: Here honey, you use the remote. 7) You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see! 5) While I’m up, can I get you anything? 4) Sex isn’t [...]

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Genie Grants Woman One Wish

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So…what’ll it be?” The woman did not hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East . See this map? [...]

Pissed Off Santa Poem

‘Twas the night before Christmas-Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of “Thanks Santa”-what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause [...]

20 Ways to Confuse Santa Clause

Although Blakk Frogg has the utmost respect for the fat man in the red suit, he does think the old boy could use a little amusement on his one night of worldwide travel… 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose [...]

Blondes Decorating My Tree

Typically Blakk Frogg decorates his own tree, but this year he decided to get a little help from Santa’s friends over at Girls for MySpace. Naughty Allie Christmas Pics From Girls For MySpace! Naughty Allie Christmas Pics From Girls For MySpace! Naughty Allie Christmas Pics From Girls For MySpace! Naughty Allie Christmas Pics From Girls [...]

Help a Homeless Girl in Tattered Rags

As I walked down a busy sidewalk in the middle afternoon, already late for an important meeting, I spotted one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds now found in pretty much every city these days. Wearing what I can only describe as tattered rags and carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, this poor soul’s [...]

Obsessed w/ Camel Toe

Over his numerous years in ‘the business’, Blakk Frogg has noticed that people, mostly men have an unusual obsession with the term ‘camel toe’ and will go to great lengths trying to find examples of it, pictures of it, stories about it, and real-life encounters with it whenever possible. Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments A [...]

Pedro and His Girlfriend

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and [...]

Most Popular Posts for Last 30 Days

Wanna’ know what all the COOL people in your office have been laughing at?  Curious to know why Steve shot coffee out of his nose this morning?  Of course you are!  Read the most popular Blakk Frogg Blog postings & pages for the last 30 days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Blog and rejoin the land of the amused! [...]