8 things you’ll never hear a man say:
Here honey, you use the remote.
7) You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
5) While I’m up, can I get you anything?
4) Sex isn’t that important, sometimes [...]

Many of you have asked why Blakk Frogg has not posted any new Sweet Devon pictures.  Well, in all honesty, he just has not felt like it…. until now.  Please have a great time w/ Sweet Devon as she invites you hang out with her in the park.

Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Sweet Devon!
Last time we [...]

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So…what’ll it be?”
The woman did not hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want [...]

‘Twas the night before Christmas-Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of “Thanks Santa”-what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves [...]

Although Blakk Frogg has the utmost respect for the fat man in the red suit, he does think the old boy could use a little amusement on his one night of worldwide travel…
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a [...]

Typically Blakk Frogg decorates his own tree, but this year he decided to get a little help from Santa’s friends over at Girls for MySpace.

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty [...]

As I walked down a busy sidewalk in the middle afternoon, already late for an important meeting, I spotted one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds now found in pretty much every city these days.
Wearing what I can only describe as tattered rags and carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, this poor soul’s pitiful [...]

Over his numerous years in ‘the business’, Blakk Frogg has noticed that people, mostly men have an unusual obsession with the term ‘camel toe’ and will go to great lengths trying to find examples of it, pictures of it, stories about it, and real-life encounters with it whenever possible.

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments
A few years [...]

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,
“Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”
Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.
Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” [...]

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