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Over his numerous years in ‘the business’, Blakk Frogg has noticed that people, mostly men have an unusual obsession with the term ‘camel toe’ and will go to great lengths trying to find examples of it, pictures of it, stories about it, and real-life encounters with it whenever possible.


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A few years ago he posted an image which cleared up the question of, “Is there a difference between camel toe and moose knuckle?”

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Well now people have come forward and asked Blakk Frogg, “What happens when a man goes too long w/o getting any Camel Toe?”

Previously doctors and scientisists agreed that a condition known as ‘blue balls’ set in and the man endured agonizing pain in his scrotum.  Now, however, thanks to the diligent research of Blakk Frogg, the world has a NEW answer: Men, as a in general, tend to take things quite literally at times so when the pain of ‘blue balls’ sets in, and sets in good, we go after the first thing we see that makes us think about the thing we want… and we go after it with everything we’ve got!


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Yet another mystery solved by the infamous Blakk Frogg…. you can thank him later at Happy Hour.  Oh, and before you get pissed at him for possibly poking fun at a member of the US Military, please take a good, long look at the image below:


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Now you tell him… If YOU had to deal with crazy-eyed, weapon-toting motherfuckers like that 24 hours a day for a year at a time and get no camel toe for that entire time, wouldn’t YOUR mind start to wander, too?


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