Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at [...]

Also in the news, a panel of experts in human psychology recently released the results of its 2-year study on the effects of watching sarcastic modern-day cartoons such as ‘Futurama’.Their findings shocked the scientific world and have caused many ripples in society. Apparently, leaving shows such as ‘Futurama’ on in the background while in the [...]

Recent events in life have caused Blakk Frogg to wonder if fate will ever hold out anything good for him… or if it will perpetually serve him a heaping helping of nonsense: Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments Where Blakk Frogg comes from, they affectionately refer to that very same ‘nonsense’….. as a shit sandwich.

The old priest lay dying in the hospital.  For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital in Washington D.C. He motioned for his nurse to come near. “Yes, Father?” said the nurse “I would really like to see President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton before I die,” whispered the priest. “I’ll [...]

A Husband Store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose [...]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to [...]

The very popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments site operated by that ugly bastard named Blakk Frogg released a list of the Top Ten Most Popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for November 2007 this morning. Yeah, that lazy bastard of a Frogg took two weeks to put the list together…. Deal with it! Sarcastic MySpace Comments Sarcastic MySpace [...]

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest asked, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation. Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her [...]

As usual that lazy Blakk Frogg took his sweet time putting the list of popular myspace comments from one of his domains… but at least he didn’t take a dump on your windshield this morning. Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments Americas Best MySpace Comments [...]

“Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy right now.” Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this is [...]