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Time for the second set of Adult & Sexual Myspace Comments from the Americas-Best.Com MySpace Comments Site. Enjoy!

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Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

There you have them… Five more of the most popular sexual and adult myspace comments for the month of December on Americas-Best.Com.

Blakk Frogg will post a third set of sexual/adult comments for MySpace shortly, so stay tuned!

Announcement:  Blakk Frogg just created a new Adult MySpace Comments web site featuring ONLY adult myspace comments that he collects from sick people like. . . .you!  😉

Listed below please find the names and symptoms of a few dangerous computer viruses you should watch out for:

THE GEORGE BUSH — Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the mother-board and father-board bought it.

THE AL GORE — Causes your computer to just keep counting.

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THE CLINTON — Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) — Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

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THE LEWINSKY — Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

THE RONALD REAGAN — Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

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THE MIKE TYSON — Quits after two bytes.

THE OPRAH WINFREY — Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200mb.

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THE JACK KEVORKIAN — Deletes all old files.

THE PROZAC — Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.

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THE JESSE JACKSON — Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO — Only attacks minor files.

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THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER — Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

THE LORENA BOBBITT — Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back to the showers.

He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he’s a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his penis. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

“Oh look,” says the first nun. “It’s a soap dispenser.”

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Amazed, the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times, but nothing happens. Frustrated, she gives several more tugs… then yells… “Holy Mary, Mother of God! It’s a HAND LOTION DISPENSER TOO!”

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Two gay guys take a walk through a zoo.

They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can’t bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.

The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by…. When he’s done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.

An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, “Are you hurt?”

“AM I HURT?” he shouts, “Wouldn’t you be? He hasn’t called…. He hasn’t written….”

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Use these adult and sexual MySpace comments to add spice to your profiles, blogs, and your friends’ comment areas. Blakk Frogg adds new stuff all the time to Americas Best MySpace Comments so you’ll never run out of new things to post!

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

There you have them… Five of teh most popular sexual and adult myspace comments for the month of December 2007 on Americas-Best.Com.

Blakk Frogg will post more shortly, so stay tuned!

Announcement:  Blakk Frogg just created a new Adult MySpace Comments web site featuring ONLY adult myspace comments that he collects from sick people like. . . .you!  😉

A Bulgarian woman driver escaped relatively unscathed from a head-on pile-up with another vehicle when her 40DD breast implants absorbed most of the impact, Ananova reports.

Elena Marinova, 24, of Sofia, pranged her motor in the northern city of Ruse. Both cars were written off and the other driver seriously injured, local paper Standart reported.

A police expert explained: “[The implants] worked just like airbags – protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage.” He did, however, add: “They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do.”

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As I walked down a busy sidewalk in the middle afternoon, already late for an important meeting, I spotted one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds now found in pretty much every city these days.

Wearing what I can only describe as tattered rags and carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, this poor soul’s pitiful condition pulled heavy on my heart strings.

Some people turned to stare while others quickly looked away as if the sight, itself, would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling the words once spoken by a priest I’d read about many years ago, a man who’d made an admonition to ‘care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked’. His words echoed in my head I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a deep, hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out to me and said, “Reach out, reach out!”

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And so I did…

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I wonder if the priest went through this?

Over his numerous years in ‘the business’, Blakk Frogg has noticed that people, mostly men have an unusual obsession with the term ‘camel toe’ and will go to great lengths trying to find examples of it, pictures of it, stories about it, and real-life encounters with it whenever possible.

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A few years ago he posted an image which cleared up the question of, “Is there a difference between camel toe and moose knuckle?”

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Well now people have come forward and asked Blakk Frogg, “What happens when a man goes too long w/o getting any Camel Toe?”

Previously doctors and scientisists agreed that a condition known as ‘blue balls’ set in and the man endured agonizing pain in his scrotum.  Now, however, thanks to the diligent research of Blakk Frogg, the world has a NEW answer: Men, as a in general, tend to take things quite literally at times so when the pain of ‘blue balls’ sets in, and sets in good, we go after the first thing we see that makes us think about the thing we want… and we go after it with everything we’ve got!

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Yet another mystery solved by the infamous Blakk Frogg…. you can thank him later at Happy Hour.  Oh, and before you get pissed at him for possibly poking fun at a member of the US Military, please take a good, long look at the image below:

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Now you tell him… If YOU had to deal with crazy-eyed, weapon-toting motherfuckers like that 24 hours a day for a year at a time and get no camel toe for that entire time, wouldn’t YOUR mind start to wander, too?

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,

“Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”

Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.

Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged.

“But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.”

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.”

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang…..

“Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.”

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