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Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

Funny, Sexy and Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready to take a vote because we need to know who in the room is in favor of drinking heavily this weekend.

Drinking Comments for MySpace

Now fellas, make sure that BEFORE you put your beer goggles on that you select the perfect woman…

Sexy Drinking Woman Comments

… ‘cuz if you screw up and pick the wrong woman later, well, you might wind up with a gun in your face when you try to put the moves on her.

Firearms and Nice Looking Women

Now that you’ve successfully completed the selection process, we can now move on to the hair pulling part of the weekend. Make sure you do it doggystyle.

Pull My Hair Doggystyle, Please! Harder! 

And guys, please don’t make the mistake of not giving her what she needs. Get down on your knees and…

Suck the Pussy. Suck the Pussy

Then, for your final act of animalistic love-making, lie her out on her back and shoot your paste all over her face!

Shoot Your Paste All Over Her Face

Thank you for tuning in for today’s dirty little alcoholic sex story. Join us again next time so we can defile what’s left of your puny little mind all over again.

Time again, folks, to show you what the rest of the world has enjoyed on this site over the past thirty days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. Why does Blakk Frogg do this? Simple: He has no life, his cat hates him, no one ever sends him Christmas cards, and because a rabid monkey has a gun pointed at his testicles at this very moment.

Enjoy!

• Popular Adult MySpace Comments
• Sexual Adult MySpace Comments?
• Potato Prostitute
• Spin the Bottle
• Best Redneck MySpace Comment
• Sweet Devon Jersey Pics
• Carolina Panther Cheerleader has a NICE Ass
• Quick and Dirty Jokes
• Sweet Devon: Black Bra and Panties
• I Believe in Sexy Saturdays

From the looks of things, it seems that a lot of you really enjoy viewing and posting Adult MySpace Comments. Bunch of perverts and freaks you all are — And Blakk Frogg loves ya’ for it!

Free Adult MySpace Comments

Free Adult MySpace Comments

Welcome to yet another wonderfully exciting edition of Sarcastic MySpace Comments. Here you will find some of the more popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments that have appeared on www.SarcasticMySpace.Com recently. Some will offend you, some will amuse you, and some will just flat out confuse you. . . so have a nice day and don’t forget to tip your server!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
original source of this great graphic!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now that Blakk Frogg has effectively wasted several minutes of your life by showing you those images, please show your appreciation by stripping naked and dancing a jig in the parlor window.

Shame on you. . . But thanks for dropping by! Blakk Frogg summoned you here, or more like tricked you into coming here, so he could show you this:

100’s of Free Adult MySpace Comments

Get the hint? Blakk Frogg put a lot of effort into making your life a little more interesting so you could at LEAST take a look, right?

‘Cuz if you don’t, well, this might happen to you on your way to drop off those pornographic DVD you rented last night:

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Ever feel like taking a walk on the ‘less than politically correct’ side of life? Posting Adult MySpace Comments wants to help! Check out these popular Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments. . . or risk dismemberment by chainsaw!

100’s of Adult MySpace Comments

100’s of Adult MySpace Comments

100’s of Adult MySpace Comments

Yep. The infamous Blakk Frogg has once again achieved an all new low in his online adventures by creating the Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments web site. He’d like to thank the Academy (whoever the hell THEY are), his mother, father, and all the bartenders who have hooked him up with free liquor over the years. God Bless America!

100’s of Adult MySpace Comments

Now answer the question: “Would you consider sleeping with a woman who weighed 320 pounds?”

How many of you guys out there (besides Blakk Frogg) have ever hooked up with. . . a ‘big’ girl?  Or ever hooked up with a female late one night after a keg party that “still had ALL her baby fat”. . . or a spare tire around her mid-section stamped ‘Goodyear’?

Oh, that’s right.  Only Blakk Frogg has made that (truly drunken) mistake.  The rest of you (lying) bastards have never hooked up with anything less attractive than the sexy model types on Girls for MySpace.  Bunch of liars, the whole lot of you!

Well HERE’s a ‘big’ girl that Blakk Frogg wouldn’t mind a romp in the bed with. . . despite risk of serious injury. . . to him!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

So, fellas. . . Does the thought of having sex with this ‘big’ girl make you sick or does it turn you on?

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Moral of the Story?

Not all big girls look like Oompa Loompas and take turns shoving french fries into each other’s mouthes. . .

Americas Best MySpace Comments
free jokes, comments and graphics

Just the ones that Blakk Frogg hooked up with.

Hey! Who the hell wrote that last line?!?!?

Back by popular demand: More Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments! You asked for them and Blakk Frogg delivered them. Buy him a beer and he’ll consider things even.

Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments

Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments

Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments

Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments

Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments

Still want more Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments? Of course you do! Check out the latest additions to Sexual and Adult MySpace Comments. . . and don’t forget to change your underwear!

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Time again to recap the most popular jokes on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog for the past 30 days! Seems that a lot of you like sex, pretty girls and that sort of thing this month. . . Ya’ bunch of horny bastards! 😛

• Potato Prostitute
• Popular Sexual & Adult Myspace Comments
• Popular Adult MySpace Comments
• Sexual Adult MySpace Comments?
• Best Redneck MySpace Comment
• Sweet Devon Black Bra & Panties
• Groom Gets Revenge
• Sweet Devon Jersey Pics
• Quick and Dirty Jokes
• Wife Got Caught Cheating?

Blakk Frogg wants to give honorable mention to Calories Burned During Sex, Carolina Panthers Cheerleader Has a NICE Ass, Tightrope Walker and the 85 Year Old Blowjob, Blonde and the Bodybuilder and 365 Attempts to Have Sex.

Well, that’s all for now. . . but don’t fret because blakk frogg will return again with some new lists of the most popular myspace comments on his myspace resource sites!

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