Sporting events have always drawn large crowds and with so many events and types of sports to choose from, some of the slower sports have adopted the policy of having Crowd Participation events where fans in the stands get to interact up close and personal with some of their favorite, and least favorite, athletic personalities. See below for an example of such an event.
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Note: The player suffered only minor injury from the overzealous fan’s punch. The fan, on the other hand, spent 3 days in intensive care after getting rushed to the emergency romm for massive internal bleeding caused by a splintered Louisville Slugger getting rammed fast, hard and deep into his rectal cavity. Although the lacerations and abrasions did not threaten the fan’s life directly and cause the extended stay, the fan’s newly discovered allergy to pine tar did.
The infamous Blakk Frogg has always warned people to watch what they eat… because one never knows when a friend, or foe, may have “slipped a little green, inside their spaghetti” (from Biz Markie’s Pickin’ Boogers Song).
Now, however, thanks to the folks responsible for Americas Best MySpace Comments, the infamous Blakk Frogg also suggests that people also watch WHERE they eat. See below for details:
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The above image raises questions, oh yes it does:
1) Is there a Mrs. Tube Steak wandering the streets alone, desperate for a set of buns to get between before getting smothered with the special meat sauce?
2) What the hell’s IN the special meat sauce?
Now that Blakk Frogg’s Sarcasm has most likely ruined your ability to have lunch, he, too, will now go and puke up his breakfast.
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A recent report issued by the folks at Simply Frogg announced to the world that some people just cannot handle the tough and strenuous rigors of high level athletic competition… and that others cannot handle simple garbage collection duties.
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Yeah, the word, ‘ouch’ comes to mind at times like this.
In a strange and unusual series of events, Blakk Frogg came across thye carcass of a world-renowned actor named ‘Stuart Little’ last night. While Blakk Frogg refuses to say WHY he visited an area of The City known for prostitution, gambling drugs and free wireless internet… the fact remains that Stuart Little has, in fact, passed on. View pic below for details:
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Yeah, sure,that looks like nothing like Stuart Little. So what. The title got you to click the link, right? 😛
While browsing through an unnamed personals magazine, for professional reasons, Blakk Frogg came across the following photograph and figured he ought to share it with the rest of you and call it “Pimp Looking for New Hoes”.
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Now if you will please excuse Blakk Frogg has a few ‘professional’ emails to send to somereal hot chicks who go by the screen names of ‘Dances With Dildos’, ‘Ready to Hump’, and ‘Ready to F##k Frogg’.
Last night as I lamented over having to go to bed alone it dawned on me that I have the ability to do something that a fella shacked up with a female companion cannot safely do… so I let loose a 10 second anal explosion that caused the covers at the end of the bed to fly up and my feet to get real warm, real fast.
The unlucky bastard with a woman would’ve gotten smacked for that.
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OK, this got on Blakk Frogg’s nerves last night.
Why do some guys feel the need to grunt, groan, sigh loudly and/or say, “Ohhhhhhh….. Whew. Oh boy this feels good” while using the urinal in a public restroom? Do they think anyone CARES to hear that sort of thing?
Better question: Do they do that at home as well or do they save those special performances for public outings?
So fellas, if you fall into the category of Dipshit Who Does This, please STOP. No one cares about your moments of joy at the urinal.
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From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting emails to good friends…. and this time he has a few things to say about his sex life:
“I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and “lack recent wiener activity.â€Â She’d say, “Hi†and I’d already have to clean the protein smears from my underwear. So, so wrong and unfair to me. Ever hear of blue balls? Mine are burgundy.”
“I’m the walking, talking Special Olympics of sex.”
While many people have found love, happiness and contentment in their current relationship, Blakk Frogg would now like to address THE REST of the world who, like him, seems to suck at dating:
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And no, this does NOT mean Blakk Frogg gets hookers. Not unless you count that time he paid your mom $17 to suck the poison out of a snakebite…..
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Stop and ask yourself if you’ve missed out on any of the really cool stuff posted by Blakk Frogg over the past 30 days. If you cannot say that you have read EVERY popular post, well, now’s your chance!
The top 10 most popular posts on Da’ Blakk Frogg Blog for the past 30 days begins….. NOW:
So there you have the ten most popular postings for the last 30 days. Once you’ve read them all you can tell all your friends that you’re cooler than cool, hotter than hot, etc.
Then one of your friends will smack you back down to reality and all will be right with the world once more.
Have a nice day.
 – blakk frogg
