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Going to Bed Alone Not a Bad Thing?

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Last night as I lamented over having to go to bed alone it dawned on me that I have the ability to do something that a fella shacked up with a female companion cannot safely do… so I let loose a 10 second anal explosion that caused the covers at the end of the bed to fly up and my feet to get real warm, real fast.

The unlucky bastard with a woman would’ve gotten smacked for that.

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