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A Recent Blakk Frogg Quote

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From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting emails to good friends…. and this time he has a few things to say about his sex life:

“I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and “lack recent wiener activity.”  She’d say, “Hi” and I’d already have to clean the protein smears from my underwear.  So, so wrong and unfair to me.  Ever hear of blue balls?  Mine are burgundy.”

“I’m the walking, talking Special Olympics of sex.”

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